James Cameron, the famed director of such hits as The Terminator, Aliens, Titanic and, of course, Aquaman, has found Jesus.

No, not in the born-again wacky way, he actually found Jesus’ body.

This weekend in a Discovery Channel special called The Lost Tomb of Jesus, Cameron and Israeli filmmaker Simcha Jacobovici put forth a case that the tomb of Jesus Christ and his family has been unearthed.

The film focuses on ossuaries — bone boxes — found in a tomb dug up during construction of an apartment building in Jerusalem in 1980.

Inscriptions on the boxes say Yeshua bar Yosef (Jesus, son of Joseph), Maria (Mary), Yose (Joseph), Matia (Matthew), Mariamene e Mara (Maria the Master) and Yehuda bar Yeshua (Judah, son of Jesus), the Washington Post reported. Filmmakers maintain that “Mariamene e Mara” could be Mary Magdalene and that Yehuda bar Yeshua could be her son by Jesus.

Who knows how accurate the film’s claims are? But then again, who knows how accurate the bible’s claims are? Either way, if what is uncovered in The Lost Tomb of Jesus is true and Jesus’ bones were in that box, well then, Jesus did not ascend to the heavens in full body after all. Therefore, he was nothing but am ordinary carpenter (which is still significant as I challenge any of you to find a Jewish carpenter since.) And, if Jesus was just an ordinary carpenter and not the son of God, well then, I guess James Cameron just increased the Jewish population by a billion percent!

But, consider this: Say the only part of the story the New Testament got wrong was Jesus’ whole resurrection and full bodied trip to heaven but he was still really the son of God. That would mean that now that we have Jesus Christ’s bones, we can get God’s DNA! We can clone God!

This is gonna be bigger than Titanic!!!

Its been a while since I’ve shared some of the finest work that the world’s spammer scammers are producing. I received one this morning that was quite intriguing.

The following plays on the deeply religious and charitable (and the incredibly dense and gullible!)

Enjoy:

from rose martins <rose_2@atlas.sk>
reply-to sisterrise <sisterrose_08@yahoo.fr>
date Jan 25, 2007 12:17 PM
subject Beloved In Christ,

Beloved In Christ,

Greetings in name of our Lord Jesus Christ. I am Mrs Rose Martins Toyo,69 years old widow & a new Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of the blood (Leukaemia According to my doctor my condition is critical and I might not survive.

Although as a christian,I beleive God and I know that I will not die,but will live to declare the glory of God. My late husband (Dr.Martins Hugo Toyo )and my only son were killed during the (ABIDJAN- BOUAKE) Crisis some years back(take a look)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3993265.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3995429.stm

Our Lord Jesus Christ is my only comforter.

I have the sum of Five million,One hundred thousand US Dollars($5.1m) The fund is presently deposited with a financial company for security reasons and all the documents concerning the fund are in the custody of my lawyer.

I inherited the money from my late husband who was an industralist and international businessman. I have prayed concerning this donation for God’s guidance and if in your heart you geniunely and faithfully desire-to use this fund for the propagation of God’s work in any form whether for charity, ministry, evangelical work or otherwise in relation to God’swork, do get in -touch with me for further arrangements with my lawyer on how you will receive myCharity donation.

God bless you once again and as you receive,give and give God all the Glory.

Remain blessed in the Lord

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Rose Martins Toyo
DIVINE CALL.