Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday May 13th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Its going to be a wild hour when Dr. Blogstein and Dangerous Lee host three highly controversial authors. If you’re a closeted gay hip hop artist, American woman or political figure, I’d recommend you skip this show!

First, Terrance Dean, a former MTV producer and hip hop exec who is about to release a book that will ‘out’ some of the biggest names in music and Hollywood. While “Hiding in Hip Hop” doesn’t name names, it doesn’t take Ben Matlock to figure out who Dean is claiming to be on the “down low.”

We’ll press Dean for names, find out why he wrote this book and explore hip hop’s deepest, darkest secrets.

Then, author Michael H. Brown will tell us why “American Women are Crazy“. Brown promises that by telling us about his experiences, he’ll save men “a mountain of grief, a ton of money, and the myriad of hassles known in American marriage today.”

Will he convince Dr. B to marry a Russian woman from a catalog? Will he convince Vinny Bond not to attempt marriage again? Will he survive the wrath of Dangerous Lee?

Also, searing political commentary from cartoonist and author Jen Sorenson, whose “Slowpoke” comic strip is published weekly in over 20 alternative newsweeklies throughout America and new book, “Slowpoke: One Nation, Oh My God!“, is currently on sale.

As if all that isn’t enough, we’ll also find out what its like to meet “Philsquatch” and hear a new remix of “Radio Jesus” courtesy of DJ Reasons.

All that plus , Vinny in the Radio Happy Hour Lounge chatting live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804

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Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday May 6th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Randy “Father Felony” Radic sits down for a live interview. Radic, a former pastor at First Congregational Church in Ripon, CA, served time in prison after pleading guilty to felony grand theft by embezzlement after selling his church without the congregation’s knowledge. He, in effect, stole his church. But he did it for a good cause–a BMW–which the mean prosecutors made him give up as part of the deal.

Radic is a creep, a scoundrel and a dirtbag but at the same time he’s charming, sophisticated and very intelligent. He has all the makings of an awesome, grade “A” cult leader. He also has a long history with Dr. Blogstein.

Then, British rapper Mams Taylor calls in to discuss his collaboration with Good Charlotte, his video starring a multitude of Hollywood babes and his massive right hook.

All that, plus singer/model Demi Davis stops by, the incomparable Dangerous Lee co-hosts, “Marq from Vegas” fills in for Vinny Bond in the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

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Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday September 11th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Dr. Blogstein and Jane will meet singer and former American Idol contestant Sarah Burgess.

We’ll get some behind the scene juice from her time on Idol, see how much appearing on the world’s most popular reality show has helped her career and we’ll also try to make her cry like she did when she auditioned.

Also this week, Andrea Dana drops by the Radio Happy Hour. Dana spent years teaching child actors on movie sets. Among her students was Lindsay Lohan. We’ll try to find out where Dana went wrong with that student! Hopefully we’ll hear a few success stories as well.

All that, plus Java Jitter Man will explain how in the world he managed to get himself thrown out of over 200 Starbucks, your calls at 646-652-4804, and by popular demand, MORE Justin the Weatherman!

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Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday July 31st at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

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Über Publicist Rob Tencer claims to have the secret to make YOU the next celebrity socialite. He’ll share some tricks of the trade and give tips how anyone can get mentioned on Page Six or in Life & Style Magazine. Tencer, who wrote the e-book, Stop Waiting to be Famous and Start Dating to be Famous, also promises tell us how us how even we can date a celebrity! Who wants to bet that Wilmer Valderrama read this book?

Also, Isobella Jade was once 5’ 2” and homeless. She’s still 5’2” but has overcome her lack of funds and lack of height to become a model. We’ll discuss her unconventional road to becoming a fashion model, find out if there are naked shots of her anywhere on the internet and discuss a potential movie being made about her life. Dr. B will also use tips he learned in the previous segment to get a date with a model!

All that, plus Dangerous Lee guest co-hosts, Vinny Bond joins us from his couch, we get another forecast from Justin the Weatherman and your calls!

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This week on Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour, a guest named Donald Taylor called in claiming to have had gay sexual affairs with Elvis, James Dean and Charles Manson.

Taylor claims he met “The King” while working as a waiter at the Beverly Wilshire. He calls his evening (and subsequent morning) with Elvis as “super, ultra romantic” and “the most incredible sex.”

Taylor also points to Lost star Matthew Fox as the “one of the sexiest men that ever lived.”

Luckily for Fox, Taylor now lives in Tennessee.

“Free Paris”

That phrase usually refers to the cost to have sex with her, but now it has a whole new meaning.

Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for driving drunk, driving with a suspended license and driving while an idiot. She probably would have gotten off (no pun intended) easier had she not shown up for her court appointment 20 minutes late, posing for cameras, and giggling throughout.

I have no sympathy for her. In fact, I’m happy about it. It’s ridiculous that little girls look up to this spoiled brat as a role model so it’s about time she’s done something that little girls can learn from. You do something illegal, you get thrown in jail. No matter how pretty, no matter how rich, no matter how slutty–you get locked up!

But unfortunately, her minions and fans just aren’t getting this. Instead, they’re crying out about this “injustice” by passing around a petition to get Paris’ sentence dropped. Only it wasn’t until I read the petition on our buddy Vinny Bond’s site did I get this riled up.

“Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.”

Good lord! That’s just the beginning of the pathetic petition written by and signed by what only can be described as “LOSERS.”

I had to do something about it so I started a movement of my own. A petition to make sure Paris serves her full sentence. Please support this cause:

Slow down, Britney! We can only handle one hillbilly train wreck at a time.

Its painfully obvious that you’re jealous that world’s media outlets have sent all their white trash correspondents to The Bahamas to cover the Anna Nicole case, but I think you’ve gotten desperate.

Its clear, you’ve run out of ideas. You should have spread your stunts out a little better than you have.

At just 25-years-old, you’ve already done it all. You’ve had your celebrity relationship with Justin Timberlake, your celebrity feud with Christina Aguilera, your sexual brush with a Limp Bizkit, a lesbian kiss with Madonna, a twenty-four-hour joke marriage and then a 2 year marriage to a joke, two babies (one of which was nearly dropped), two divorces, public nudity, public vomiting, one day stay in a rehab center, and now you’re bald.

This is either a desperate cry for help or a desperate cry for coverage. Either way, there’s not much more you can do now. You’ve done it all. Sadly, just as Anna Nicole discovered, dying is the only thing left to do to ensure the spotlight will be solely on you.

A word of warning though, something I’m not sure Anna Nicole fully understood, once you die you will not be able to watch the coverage unfold, nor will you be able to pose for the paparazzi.

It may come as a shock to many of you, but I enjoy when people log on and read what I have to say. I’m not writing this for my health. So, from time to time I think of ways to get the name “Dr. Blogstein” out there.

Sometimes I send spam emails and other times I take credit for crimes that I didn’t commit in the off chance that they say my name on the news. This week I decided to do what all attention starved wanna be celebrities do: I went partying without any underwear.

“Going Commando” has become a surefire way of getting some press–we’ve seen it recently with the daily Britney and Paris Crotch Watch Updates on gossip sites like Perez Hilton and Gawker–and I wanted in!

Well, its not as easy as I thought. First of all, I tried getting out of the back seat of a car numerous amount of times but not once was I exposed. Apparently, its a lot easier in a skirt, which I wasn’t about to try.

So I had to push the issue by “accidentally” leaving my fly open so something falls out as I exit a car. That worked, but the problem I then faced was there weren’t any photographers around. How do Paris and Britney get so lucky to have cameras around every time they make a mistake?!?

I’m going to have to revisit this plan. Stay tuned.

I’m also going to have to rethink this “freeballing” lifestyle. Its not as comfortable as its cracked up to be. For one thing, underwear serves as a nice layer of protection between you and the zipper. Rubbing up against those metal teeth is not my idea of comfort.

Underwear is also quite handy for when you want to wear khaki or any light color pants. Otherwise, every trip to the urinal has to end with a long and drawn out ceremonial dance to ensure that no drop remains when Little Johnny returns home.

And don’t get me started on wearing sweat pants to the gym. It would happen to you too had you been watching Ashley do those lunges!

In conclusion, I sit here hoping that you all learned something from this post. Admittedly, I’m not quite sure what lessons are hidden in these paragraphs but I would hate to think that I tell of these embarrassing tales without it having some educational benefit.