Archive for the ‘girls’ Category

As heard on Radio Happy Hour

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Miss Teen South Carolina gave this embarrassing answer to the question, “Why do you believe 1/5 of all Americans cannot locate the U.S. on the map?”

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Glasses and Asses

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

In 1937, American poet Dorothy Parker said “Men seldom make passes/At girls who wear glasses.” Not only is Dorothy Parker dead, but I think she’s dead wrong. I dig chicks in specs.

Now, don’t misunderstand me here–an ugly girl is not going to suddenly get good looking by throwing on a pair of glasses, for that you need three pair of glasses–glasses of alcohol. But nice frames on a cute girl can often times be incredibly sexy.

Perhaps its my inner nerd or that fantasy of the librarian stripper but on the right woman, four eyes are better than two. I’ve never had the opportunity to ask a girl to leave her glasses on while she takes everything else off, but the thought is quite appealing.

Some gentlemen prefer blondes, I suppose I prefer blinds. But, I mean, wouldn’t you agree that a chick in glasses is a heck of a lot more attractive than watching her pry her eye open and shove in a contact lens?

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