Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday March 27th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

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Its BlogTalkRadioWeek on the Radio Happy Hour as Dr. Blogstein and Jane play host some hosts.

First, Pastorious of the popular Infidel Show will bring his fatwah inducing commentary to our normally harmonious program. We’ll discuss his controversial radio show, his views on current events and we’ll also play a round of “Guess the Arabic Curse Word!” with Special Guest Muslim, Robert Salaam.

Then, its the return of Psychic Boy and Witchy Woman of Laughing Through the Veil. We’ll talk to dead people and predict the future. Hopefully, we’ll find out what really happened to Anna Nicole Smith.

If you recall The Dynamic Duo’s first visit to the Radio Happy Hour, Psychic Boy revealed he was a lepruchan in a former life. Who knows WHAT we’ll learn this time around?!?

Plus much, much more, including your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us every Tuesday night at 9PM ET–EXCEPT NEXT WEEK WHEN WE’LL BE DOING THE SHOW ON WEDNESDAY 4/4 and will be joined by Joseph R. Gannascoli, who is better known for his Sopranos character, Vito Spatafore, the gay gangster.

And if you miss us then, we’re forever archived at BlogTalkRadio. We be dropping some knowledge on a weekly basis.

Slow down, Britney! We can only handle one hillbilly train wreck at a time.

Its painfully obvious that you’re jealous that world’s media outlets have sent all their white trash correspondents to The Bahamas to cover the Anna Nicole case, but I think you’ve gotten desperate.

Its clear, you’ve run out of ideas. You should have spread your stunts out a little better than you have.

At just 25-years-old, you’ve already done it all. You’ve had your celebrity relationship with Justin Timberlake, your celebrity feud with Christina Aguilera, your sexual brush with a Limp Bizkit, a lesbian kiss with Madonna, a twenty-four-hour joke marriage and then a 2 year marriage to a joke, two babies (one of which was nearly dropped), two divorces, public nudity, public vomiting, one day stay in a rehab center, and now you’re bald.

This is either a desperate cry for help or a desperate cry for coverage. Either way, there’s not much more you can do now. You’ve done it all. Sadly, just as Anna Nicole discovered, dying is the only thing left to do to ensure the spotlight will be solely on you.

A word of warning though, something I’m not sure Anna Nicole fully understood, once you die you will not be able to watch the coverage unfold, nor will you be able to pose for the paparazzi.

In a sad development in the missing climbers in Oregon saga, one of the three men was found dead yesterday.

The dead mountain climber found in a snow cave high up Oregon’s Mount Hood was identified as 48-year-old Kelly James of Dallas. His climbing partners, Brian Hall, 37, of Dallas, and Jerry Cooke, 36, of New York, are still missing.

This is why I’m a big advocate of doing absolutely nothing. People may call me lazy, but nothing bad is going to happen to me while I’m sitting on the couch watching The Office.

Why do people feel the need to stare death in the face by climbing colossal mountains?!? There’s nothing up there!!! If there was something worthwhile at the top, there would probably already be an easier way up–like a ski lift, or a really long elevator. Plus, you gotta know that once you’re up top, there is no way down. You’re going to have to brave the elements and nature all over again to reach the bottom.

What a horrific tragedy this is for the families of these climbers, especially at Christmas time. Please, people, stay home. Its warm at home. Its safe at home. There’s TV at home. If you want adventure, spike the eggnog, just stay off those icy mountains.

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