begins at the 5:30 mark below. . .

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And now, Coolio deep fries a turkey, courtesy of My Damn Channel

Shaka Zulu!

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Cookin’ With Coolio Episode 4: Game Day Turkey

Ingredients:

Whatever Junk Food you got in your Pantry
One 12 lb. Turkey
Diced Garlic
1/4 shot of Tequila
1/4 cup Balsamic Vinegar
1/4 cup Hickory BBQ Sauce
1/4 Lemon Juice
1/4 Lime Juice
1/8 cup of Soy Sauce
1/4 cup of regular Italian Dressing
A dollop of Honey
1 Teaspoon of Onion Powder
1 Dime-bag of Seasoning Salt
1 Dime-bag of Pepper
Enough Peanut Oil to fill your fryer

One Deep Fryer Instructions:

1. Take all that junk food you got in your house and toss that shit down the drain.
2. In a large cup, pour in 1/4 shot of tequila. This is optional, ’cause some people don’t drink alcohol. But Coolio does.
3. Splash in 1/4 cup of lime juice. Shaka!
4. Follow that up with 1/4 cup of lemon juice. Zulu!
5. Now drop in a dollop of honey.
6. Add a full level teaspoon of onion powder.
7. Pour in 1/4 cup of balsamic vinegar. You know I like to use this in a variety of ways.
8. Mix in 1/8 cup of soy sauce.
9. Take that regular old Italian Dressing in your fridge, and pour in 1/4 cup.
10. Throw in that Garlic. Everything is better with garlic, baby.
11. Get yourself some of that hickory BBQ sauce and dribble in 1/4 cup.
12. Dump in a dime-bag of seasoning salt, followed by a dime-bag of pepper.
13. Now stir it all up like motherfuckin’ coffee.

THUMB-TARDED WARNING: Do not drink, or you’ll be shitting like a goose.

14. Start injecting your bird. The more injections, the merrier!
15. Take a little garlic and rub it down. Smack it around. Show that bird who’s boss.
16. Once your peanut oil is up to temperature, drop that Turkey in there. Drop it like it’s hot.

THUMB-TARDED WARNING: Come on, people! Don’t fry in your house! If you knock that shit over, your ass will be looking for a new house.

17. Let your fowl boil in its hot tub for 50-60 minutes.
18. Get yourself a large tray or dish, lay down a bed of leafy lettuce, some yellow bell peppers, and lay your bird out. Make it look pretty. Remember, it’s all about the presentation.
19. Bring yo’ ass to the table. It’s time to eat some turkey.

This can’t be for real. . .

Can it?!?

Click play and scroll to 54:34 for the start of the
Fotie Photenhauer interview
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Find out as Fotie Photenhauer, the author of Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, is on the Radio Happy Hour.

Here’s another exclusive recipe from  Fotie Photenhauer’s book that will give a whole new meaning to “cocktail”:

 

 Almost White Russian

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
½ oz semen
cream or milk
ice cubes
Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice
cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.

Click play and scroll to 54:34 for the start of the
Fotie Photenhauer interview

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Added to this week’s show:

Bill Romanowski

4 time Superbowl winner with the Broncos and 49ers.
Romanowski played linebacker for the San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, Denver Broncos and Oakland Raiders in a 16-year career that ended in 2003.
Former Boston College player.
He was a bad ass.

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday November 25 at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

This is one you’re not going to want to miss.

First, Dr. Blogstein and Dangerous Lee welcome in an ex-nun, turned nurse, turned lesbian comedienne.

Kelli Dunham, who grew up on a beet farm in Wisconsin, has definitely taken a unique route to a comedy career.  We’ll risk it all and delve deep into her mind to figure out how she went from the convent to comedy club and find out all that happened in between,

Then, push aside your glazed donut and don’t even think about ordering Fettuccine Alfredo because we’ll be speaking to Fotie Photenhauer, author of Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.

Is this a joke or a legitimate cookbook?  He claims it’s the real deal.  In fact, here’s a recipe from the book:

High Protein Smoothie
Unlike other high protein drinks this one does not use animal proteins such as eggs or whey for nutrition.

1 cup diced kiwi
1 ripe banana
1 cup of soy milk
1‐3 tablespoons of fresh semen
Ice cubes
Throw everything into a blender and liquify.

Chef’s Note: This is a great drink to experiment with.
Try substituting peaches or strawberries for the kiwi.

We report, you vomit.

All that, plus Vinny Bond sits on his Big Leather Couch to chat live with the listeners, Shawn Amos returns with another GetBack.com Pop Quiz, Justin the Weatherman, the music of Reality Addiction and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live, interactive chat room during show time! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com