Twas the week of our Christmas, when we all concurred
That in no worldly language is “Twas” even a word.
So we’ll restart the poem so that it can make sense,
To the brilliant, the normal and even the most dense.

With a new year arriving, so soon and so quick,
Giving you the Best of Blogstein is our usual trick.
The best moments and interviews from 2009,
A collection of fun that’s for sure a good time!

“Now Vinny! now, Collette! now, Dangerous Lee!
On, Justin! On, Burl! on, on Dr. Blogstein!
A two-part special to entertain and amuse!
A Happy New Year to all, and to all a piss on your shoes!”

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Best of Blogstein 2009 brings you the best, wackiest, funniest, most exciting, most intriguing, and most star studded moments and interviews of the past year!

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Whether you want to relive your favorite moments, catch something you missed or introduce the Radio Happy Hour to friends and family, the Best of Blogstein 2009 is a MUST download!

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PART ONE

• Vinny Bond gets married (0:34)
• Marla “FlyLady” Cilley (18:39)
• Candace Cameron & Dave Coulier of Full House (49:46)
• Dustin “Screech” Diamond (57:13)
• Not your father’s Demond Wilson (1:08:28)

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PART TWO

• Jeff Conaway (0:35)
• Dr. Blogstein toys with Judy Joy Jones Show (20:26)
• Dr. Blogstein serenades Rizzo Tees Girl (28:31)
• Adrianne Curry (37:47)
• Coolio sings “Happy Birthday” to Collette (1:06:26)
• How we went from Dangerous Lee to Collette Mclafferty (1:10:00)

 

 Best of Blogstein 2008 brings you the best, wackiest, funniest, most exciting, most intriguing, and most star studded moments and interviews of the past year!

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 Whether you want to relive your favorite moments, catch something you missed or introduce the Radio Happy Hour to friends and family, the Best of Blogstein 2008 is a MUST download!

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PART ONE

 

Here is the show rundown:

 1:28/Ernest Borgnine interview/Never before heard

23:16/Andy Taylor of Duran Duran/​Originally aired on 9-16-08​​

33:33/​Barack Faux-bama vs John McFake​/​Originally aired on 11-4-08​​

44:02/​The Birth of “Radio Jesus”​/​Originally aired on 1-8-08​​

50:13/​Call from an anti-Scientology fanatic​/​Originally aired on 2-19-08 ​​

60:39/​Bill Romanowski interview​/​Originally aired on 11-25-08

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 PART TWO

 

Here is the show rundown:

3:56/Virgie needs surgery & the nose knows why/​Originally aired on 11-11-08​

16:59/​Dennis Hof endorses Hillary Clinton​/​Originally aired on 3-18-08​​

20:17/​”HomoThug” tells Michael Jackson jokes​/​Originally aired on 8-26-08​​

22:19/​Evander Holyfield interview​/​Originally aired on 2-26-08​​

33:24/​Francia Raisa interview​/​Originally aired on 7-22-08​​

52:54/​Exclusive info on Governor Spitzer scandal​/​Originally aired on 3-11-08​​

58:26/​The interview, then suicide of Thomas M. Disch​/​Originally aired on 7-1-08​ and ​7-8-08

 

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Hear your favorite internet radio host pimp his Best of Blogstein 2008 specials (part 1/ part 2) on these fine radio programs:

Annie and Burl Live!
Wednesday December 17 10PM Eastern

 

 

 

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Ask Dangerous Lee
Friday December 19 8PM Eastern

 

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I Got My Reasons
Sunday December 21 1PM Eastern

 

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MovieGeeks United
Sunday December 21 6PM Eastern

 

 

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The Daily Mix
Monday December 22 8PM Eastern

 

 

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Buffman & Wrench
Monday December 22 9PM Eastern

 

 

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Reality Check Radio
Monday December 22 11PM Eastern

 

 

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TV Talk
TuesdayDecember 23 6PM Eastern

Due to the overwhelming positive response to my tribute to The Man Bag, you’ve successfully fooled me into thinking that I know something about fashion. And just like everyone else who believes they have their finger on the pulse of style, I’m going to prove it to you by shoving fashion tips down your throat.

Today, I’m going to help you look Meglo-Chic. Let’s face it, the megalomaniac look is in. “We’re here, we cause fear, get used to it!” These bad-ass, terrorist supporting world leaders all must truly be hot under the collar, because all of them are rocking the “no-tie” look.

Check out Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He may be backwards when it comes to human rights, but the man sure is fashion forward. Even when addressing the United Nations, this meglosexual chooses style over a more traditional formal look.

But Ahmablah-blah-blah is not the only nuclear hungry maniac with an eye towards a hip, relaxed look. One only must look east towards North Korea to find another nut job who can’t blame his insanity on a tie cutting off the circulation to his brain.

Kim Jong-Il is always looking relaxed with his open collar look. While the neck-tie industry is really struggling in North Korea, the market for ugly green shirts has never been better.

Even the late mass murdering megalomaniac from Iraq spent the last few years of his life minus the tie. Saddam Hussein, who in his earlier days in power was never caught without the popular neck accessory, lived out his final years in the extreme comfort and freedom of a Meglo-Chic lifestyle. This is, of course, until he was ultimately fitted for the tightest tie of them all.

It may come as a shock to many of you, but I enjoy when people log on and read what I have to say. I’m not writing this for my health. So, from time to time I think of ways to get the name “Dr. Blogstein” out there.

Sometimes I send spam emails and other times I take credit for crimes that I didn’t commit in the off chance that they say my name on the news. This week I decided to do what all attention starved wanna be celebrities do: I went partying without any underwear.

“Going Commando” has become a surefire way of getting some press–we’ve seen it recently with the daily Britney and Paris Crotch Watch Updates on gossip sites like Perez Hilton and Gawker–and I wanted in!

Well, its not as easy as I thought. First of all, I tried getting out of the back seat of a car numerous amount of times but not once was I exposed. Apparently, its a lot easier in a skirt, which I wasn’t about to try.

So I had to push the issue by “accidentally” leaving my fly open so something falls out as I exit a car. That worked, but the problem I then faced was there weren’t any photographers around. How do Paris and Britney get so lucky to have cameras around every time they make a mistake?!?

I’m going to have to revisit this plan. Stay tuned.

I’m also going to have to rethink this “freeballing” lifestyle. Its not as comfortable as its cracked up to be. For one thing, underwear serves as a nice layer of protection between you and the zipper. Rubbing up against those metal teeth is not my idea of comfort.

Underwear is also quite handy for when you want to wear khaki or any light color pants. Otherwise, every trip to the urinal has to end with a long and drawn out ceremonial dance to ensure that no drop remains when Little Johnny returns home.

And don’t get me started on wearing sweat pants to the gym. It would happen to you too had you been watching Ashley do those lunges!

In conclusion, I sit here hoping that you all learned something from this post. Admittedly, I’m not quite sure what lessons are hidden in these paragraphs but I would hate to think that I tell of these embarrassing tales without it having some educational benefit.