This week on Dr. Blogstein’s
Radio Happy Hour:

Comedian, humorist and author Bill Scheft was a 15-time Emmy Award nominee during his years as head writer for David Letterman.

He’s now out with his third novel, Everything Hurts, about a self-proclaimed “self-help fraud” named Phil Camp, who accidentally achieved international acclaim writing under the pseudonym Marty Fleck.

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Poppi Kramer is a stand-up comedian and former contestant on The Biggest Loser.

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All that, plus:

• Dangerous Lee co-hosts

• Vinny Bond sits on his Big Leather Couch to chat live with the listeners

• Justin the Mouthinator treats us to his infinite wisdom

• Shawn Amos returns with another GetBack.com Pop Culture IQ
  

• and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804

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“To Blogstein Or Not To Blogstein”

I warn you of the tale of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey to dissuade
Shaun Daily from fantasizing about her ample breasts and Shaun’s long tongue.

Vinny had an excused absense
So Shaun Daily took the spot
Dangerous Lee doing her thing
Sounding oh so super hot!

Metal Shakespeare Company
Talking oh so funny
They’re getting the last laugh
Making all the money.

Naya Rivera stunningly beautiful
An actress emerging
Giving the men a jolt in their pants
Left them surging.

If you wanna see more
Tune in to the TV series “Glee”
Expect to see great things
Happen to this beauty.

Naya spoke the truth
Nothing rehearsed
But beware
This goddess is cursed (lol)

Justin called in
He said the weather is shit
The fans love J-Lo
So he’s not allowed to quit!

Shaun admitted to having a very long tongue
And we were like WHAT?
He even said he looked like
Jabba The Hutt.

The show was fantastic
And that’s no malarkey
Don’t give me an attitude
I don’t appreciate snarky!

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What the World Needs Now is Blogstein, Sweet Blogstein

Jamie Masada www.Laughfactory.com
Started out the show
He needs petitioners
For the economy to grow.

Jamie’s all about promoting comedy
Under the economical strain
Asking for a comedy bailout
That’s a lot of laughs to gain.

Stacey Oristano
She brings beautiful to new heights
Catch her character, Mindy Collette
On Friday Night Lights.

Brian Fischler
Blindness is not a scar
A very funny man
“You can’t escape who you are”

Vinny Bond rounded out the show
He lifts us higher and higher
We found out Dangerous Lee
Put out an apartment fire!

Justin, The Weatherman called in
“Hi, How are you doing?” CLICK
At the end of the show
Dr.B announces he has a big dick!!

Chris Datres, The Sports Guy
Got down and dirty
I love those college basketball players
They sure are “perty”

Chris says to remember
12 always beats a 5
If you missed the show
You can always archive.

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 Did I stutter? Get rid of the clutter!
I PLEDGE allegiance to The FlyLady

I haven’t recapped lately
So I hope I’m not rusty
I’ll start out by saying
Get yourself a sexy feather dusty!

 Radio Happy Hour
Needs no persuasion
I present to you
This in equation.

 Dr. Blogstein vs The Flylady
Like The Fonz vs Mrs. C
OCD plus ADD
Equals Radio Jesus aka Dr.B

 Finally Loving Yourself
Beautiful, happy ladies
Teaching generations
How to be Flybabies.

  www.Flylady.net
518,000 members strong
Join the website
You can’t possible go wrong.

 Vinny Bond was back
Dangerous Lee always sweet
Thank you, Marla for being a special guest
That sure was a treat.

 Justin, The Weather man
While on the phone he waited
Eating a tub of cookies
Feeling stimulated.

  Jason Sadler www.iwearyourshirt.com
He’s a genius of the chest
Earning a dollar more each day
Let your words do the rest.

 Little bit of pop culture
Archive the show, one of the best I’ve seen
I can’t believe I did a recap
That was actually clean!

 “Opiate for The Masses”
What did we learn?
Why their new hit single
Plays at the end called “Burn”

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The Power of Bauer

Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour
Coming out in full force
Vinny Bond wasn’t drinking yet
Dangerous Lee was hoarse.

Colm Feore was interviewed
He plays Henry Taylor on 24
He survived Monday night’s show
Leaving us wanting s’more.

Colm’s character Henry
counts the president as his wife
Be careful, Mr. Taylor
Your prints are still on the knife!

Then she came on
Her looks aren’t hurtin’
Check her out on Myspace
Her name is Britt Burton.

As always the show
Was filled with wit
J-Lo told us
He shovels his own shit.

Shawn Amos from Getback.com
Did a football round
Kristin who played, did well
She was Superbowl bound.

The music of Doublethink was played
The kind of men you want to wake up with in bed
Look for them on Valentines’ Day
They’ll have you “Seeing Red”

Great show Dr. B
I give you an air high five
If you missed the show, people
You can always archive!

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 Dedicated to Vinny, The happiest guy on earth

Back for the new year
With a lot to say
January 6, 2009
What a glorious day.

J-Lo called in
He was huffin’ and puffin’
Vinny Bond shared his news
Getting married to his snuggly muffin.

Vinny will be a father figure
They’ll have a small wedding, nothing fancy
Best wishes, we love you both
Congratulations Vinny and Nancy.

www.popculturemadness.com
Sharing celebrity news our way
Every week she’ll call in
Bernadette will have something to say

A show within a show
The interactive chat room was buzzin’
A shout out to Tennessee’s Ben
Did you know Dr. B. has a cousin?

www.getback.com
My favorite part of Radio Happy Hour
Hats off to Jerry O’Connell
And the best bad ass there is, Jack Bauer.

Dr. Blogstein is now an actor
He’s officially got it all
We heard from Shawn, Zach and Nick
From Poor Paul.

edibleRed’s Collette called in
She’s “Sugar and Spring”
On a blind date with Ryan
Bada Boom, Bada Bing!

www.myspace.com/ediblered
Collette brings the fa la la la la
Email fmunao@aol.com
Tell him we want a video of Hey Ya!!!

So check out the show
Get your archive if you missed
Every 9 pm Eastern, Tuesday’s
Radio Happy Hour should be on your list.

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“Got FlyStein”

Radio Happy Hour was here
Dr. Blogstein makes us feel alive
We heard from the Christian band
www.myspace.com/strive

Vinny was drinking again
We heard ringing of the ice
Dangerous Lee was
Being naughty and nice.

www.getback.com was played
A winner we didn’t think he’d be
Way to pull out The Rat Pack answers out your ass
Congratulations to Cool V !

J-Lo called in
All chillin’ and relaxing
Discussing back and shoulder hair
And where to get a waxing.

Then the main attraction
We waited for all night
Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen
“An American Comedy in Black and White”

Almost 40 years in comedy
Sometimes enduring a bad rap
You remember Tim from WKRP In Cincinnati
As Venus FlyTrap.

Listening to Tim
Gave our spirits a lift
Now pick up their book
It’ll make a lovely Christmas gift.

“Pressure” is now out
By the one and only HP
He co-hosts every Friday night
With the beautiful Dangerous Lee.

Another great show
Of Radio Happy Hour
Archive the show
If you wanna feel the power.

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Down In The Dumps

“A Moment Like This”
Was meant comedic, not sour
Welcome ladies and gentlemen
To Radio Happy Hour.

J- Lo called in
Drinking “Jock Daniels” was Vince
Dangerous Lee
Is our “Miss Independence”.

With screams of Melissa Cross
It was hard to “Breakaway”
Fantastic interview
She had a lot to say.

We heard Vinny Bond
Shaking the ice in his glass
Melissa offers
A Dump Scream Class.

Getback.com The Six Million Dollar man
Burl won, it’s true
But he won, Vinny Bond
“Because Of You”.

Words of Mom Blogstein
Were also spoken
“Son, when are you gonna find a nice Jewish woman
From Hoboken?”

We found out we’re gonna die in 2012
So I’m gonna stop spending thrifty
That’s 6238 years
Less than 8250.

“Since You Been Gone”
This show must be heard
It’s not my fault
If you were too “tiwerd”

This recap took me longer than 5 seconds
I am not a quitter
I also do my best work
Right here on the shitter!

Dr. Blogstein is the original
Make no mistake
Oh no
Here Comes The Earthquake!

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Got Spermstein?

Without Radio Happy Hour
Where would we be?
Sitting in his office
We heard from Bill Romanowski.

He’s not a dumb jock
He’s marketing Nutrition 53
Check out his website
The first one is free!

Wisconsin native Kelli Dunham
Former nun, comedic genius
She likes the rod
Just not the man attached to the penis!

Played a lil GetBack
Questions about Sir Elton were nifty
Kb would’ve won
Had there been questions of 8250!

Natural Harvest’s Foti
His face must be gleamin’
Nothing’s staying in my mouth
With an ingredient of semen.

Check out his book at LuLu
Or www.CookingWithCum.com
Who says us spitters
Are the ones that are dumb!

Dangerous Lee and Vinny
Rounded out the show
But will we drink an Almost White Russian?
Why, Hell fuckin’ no!!

Like The Twilight Zone
Still don’t know if the show was fact or fiction
Closing out Radio Happy Hour
Reality Addiction

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Big Honkin’ Flow!

Dr. Blogstein
Is da man
It was a big honkin’ show
With Defenders of Stan.

Loads of talent
Laughter you’re lost in
Hunter, Meredith
And of course Austin.

Screw Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
We want Marcus Hunt
The Michelin Man.

HGTV’s Hammer Head
So hot, we drool
I love it when this man
Drills with his tool.

Tonight’s show
Went a little too far
We found out Dr. B
Was Alan Levy’s cigar.

At a strip club
We heard Dr. B hollers
When he got the tab of 2 drinks
For $35 dollars!

Like the Love Boat
Radio Happy Hour is exciting and new
This weeks GetBack.com winner
Was Marq with a Q.

Just as much fun
As sipping tea in Bosnia
Virgie called in
Sharing her life with Hyperosmia.

Her words
Brought our heads to an ouch
She can tell if you’re on your period
Just by sitting on her couch.

This show was a blast
Dr. B was put on this earth to please us
After all
He is Radio Jesus!

Thank you Vinny Bond
Dangerous Lee too
The best place to be on Tuesday nights
We all love you.