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So I’m a day late
Don’t give me any crap
Did you really think I’d leave Dr. B
With out a weekly recap?

Carrie Preston spoke of vampires
Be sure to watch “True Blood” on HBO
I liked hearing her
She had a nice flow. (Annie’s note: Get it? Nice flow? blood?)

Justin called in
Mortified with a rash
We found out Vinny Bond
Has some green stuff in stash.

Dangerous Lee
You shoulda heard her
She’s just as hot
As Jenn Sterger.

Really liked this girl
Beauty and brains
I’m sure she leaves wrists
Feeling a lot of sprains.

Jenn’s the kinda girl
You want to wake up with at 4
Personally I think
Jenn should be on “The Girls Next Door”

If you missed the show live
Archive and get a “wiffler”
Jenn got her inspiration from Josie’s mom
We’ll call her “Mrs. Stiffler”

So another Radio Happy Hour
We’ll catch you again next week
Dr. Blogstein is riding high
On the top of his peak.

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C U Next Tuesday

August 26, 2008
We all came to feel the power
Nobody does it like
Radio Happy Hour.

Now MySpace
They have Tom
But BlogTalkRadio
Has Dr. Blogstein’s mom!

Along with Vinny Bond
Justin The Weatherman and Dangerous Lee
You’ll laugh so hard
You’ll almost pee.

Justin called in
Mickey Mouse is pretty scary
Thanks to the exterminator
J-Lo now lives in a mouse cemetery.

Justin Hartley
You can now catch him on the computer screen
He’s tall, dark
Handsome and lean!

Sunda Croonquist
Made us squirm
She compared herself to Al Sharpton
With a perm.

There’s nothing wrong with her boobs
We loved her little skits
Whatever you do
Don’t stare at her tits!

Trudogrecords.com
Featuring Notorious Homo Thug
The show was so hot
Almost had to pull the plug.

If “Booty Ain’t Got No Face”
And I’m not Michael Jackson’s type
I’ll send my son to Neverland
When he begins to gripe.

If Dr. Blogstein was a football game
I’d guess I’d have to punt
I bet you thought
I was gonna use the word….

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Stay in school, kids!

Another week of Dr. Blogstein
Looking as pretty as a flower
Ain’t no other show
Quite like Radio Happy Hour.

Radio Jesus
Is so cool, so hip
Jeff was initiated
With Blogstein internship.

Justin called in early
We found out he’s a mouse hater
He can’t afford $280.00
For an exterminator!

Blake Peebles
We thought would be a zero
Was actually pretty cool
Even though he plays Guitar Hero!

How to Woo a Bi’aaatch
A book written by Brian ZooZoo
Interview was kinda funny
He seems a little coo coo.

Fyi, a Bi’aaatch
For those that love the lady humps
The definition is
A girl that gives you goose bumps.

We heard music
From sultry, pop singer Marina V
She was as lovely
As could be.

Can’t forget Vinny Bond
Can’t forget Dangerous Lee
Can’t forget Tuesday 9 pm Eastern
That’s where I’ll be!

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Rub-a-Scrub Scrub

Radio Happy Hour
Another great show
Watching the interactive chat room
Chortle and grow.

Starting out with a bang
We found out Vinny Bond is now a pro
There were 2 Blogstein’s
I’ll have you know.

Danny’s an earnest piano rocker
But clearly no threat
Dr. Blogstein’s the one we want
Sorry Mr. Ross, don’t fret.

Judy Reyes was charming
She plays Nurse Carla on Scrubs
The chemistry flowed well
Like Crockett and Tubbs.

An angel from heaven
Carla was sent
Aug. 17th “Little Girl Lost” watch her
A Lifetime channel event.

The night went on
With almost no hitch
Until 9:40 pm Eastern
A caller said “Nothin’ Bitch”

Dangerous Lee, co-hosting
Sounding better than ever
Not only is she beautiful
DL’s very clever.

Justin, The Weatherman
Taking us on a magical ride
Yelling at Dr. Blogstein
For playing the B-Side.

Assless chaps
J-Lo’s our genie in a bottle
Next time we want pictures
Of you full throttle!

Radio Happy Hour
Always top notch
Stay tuned next week
On “How to Woo a Bi’aaatch.”

This book might
Just make ya blusha
There’s also a
Hot little number from Russia.

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The Woo Woo

Another Radio Happy Hour
Let’s give Dr. Blogstein a hand
First guest of the evening “King of Malibu”
Madison Hildebrand.

Million dollar listings
Selling beauties from former wrecks
Listen to the interview, you’ll hear
101 Nights of Great Sex.

Then we guessed internet lingo
With Andrew Dumont of Tatango.com
You can subscribe
It’s really da bomb!

When Dr. B sees woo woo woo woo
He uses his wrist
Word of the night
Actorvist!

Justin the weatherman
We just can’t avoid
He happily admitted
He doesn’t have an itchy hemorrhoid.

Flipping Out’s Jenni Pulos
Who was once a former coconut
Works for a boss
Who’s a total butt.

Fun interview
A great story she did paint
Dr. B was right
This girl is a saint.

We can’t forget Vinny Bond
And Dangerous Lee
Who complete the show
Listen and you’ll see.

Tune in next week
Come and feel the power
Tuesday nights 9 pm Eastern
Radio Happy Hour!

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“Feed My Blogenstein“

Oh no- yes, yes, I know you want recapping
Ahhhhh…
And here come’s a winner!

Feed My Blogenstein
Well he’s Radio Jesus, he’s so good lookin’
DL’s hot as fire, baby start cookin’
VinnyBond is all man
People, he’ll greet ya
RHH blows down the house
If you missed it, that’ll teach ya!

Daniel Lowery is a winner
Called right on time
“I Am an American”
Playing on the line.

Feed my Blogenstein
He’s so neato
Vorpal Sword, those psyshos
Feed my Blogenstein
Hungry for comedy
And it’s Radio Happy Hour time.

J-Lo’s going through women-o-pause
His therapist said shut the fuck up
We had a great time from our favorite tea cup.
Justin Stein, very sweet
Make the girls in Montana melt in the heat!

Bill Folman’s “The Scandal” is edgy
Pick up the book going home
Alive and kicking, love the tone!

Feed my Blogenstein
He’s so neato
Vorpal Sword, those psychos
Feed my Blogenstein
Hungry for comedy
And it’s Radio Happy Hour time!

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Blahhhhhgsteeeeeein!

Radio Happy Hour
July 22, 2008
Second appearance from Francia Raisa
We could hardly wait.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Turning out to be a huge hit
Watch one single episode
You won’t be able to quit.

Francia is a hottie
Her character is Adrianne
Dr. Blogstein is star struck
Wondering all his life where she’s been.

Ricky is making me mad
I think the character is such a maggot
I wonder if this show
Will have special guest Bob Saget

Got a call from Justin
His wit is very keen
Then J-Lo, after giving his opinion
Said Blahhhhhgsteeeein!

Of course we have Dangerous Lee
Who always leaves us wanting more
And Vinny Bond
Who was compared to Eeyore!

Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour
Makes me feel alive
Remember if you missed the show
You can always archive!

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The Wrath of Dr. Blogstein

July 15th’s show
A Dangerous Lee celebration
After hearing those idiotic literate elitists
We needed a week vacation!

First guest of the night
Dr. B should be in the hall of fame
Tim Ryan of The Sports Hernia
Kept up the score in The All Star Game.

Hassahn Phenomenon
Dangerous Lee needs a ring on her finger
DJ Johnny Danger
Can be your wedding singer.

You two go together
Like Han Solo and Chewy
Ask Dangerous Lee on Friday nights
Is Grade A Gooey !

Turning us all on
Like sex talk with Dr. Ruth
Did I mention Johnny Danger
Once got head in a booth?

Hassahn Phenomenon
I like you more than macaroni
The HP stands for
Hung like a pony!

Oh and Vinny Bond
So feisty and sweet
Was that sex tape ever found
The one of your feet?

We all called in
For Dangerous Lee birthday wishes
She makes me wetter
Than doing the dishes.

Thank you Dr. Blogstein
For all that you do
If you missed the show live
Where the hell were you?

No worries
That’s what archives are for
Stay tuned for next week
Dr. B leaves us wanting more!

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Holy Mole-y

Alright here’s the scoop
Here’s the Disch
I think Thomas M
Already had a death wish.

The man was troubled
Seems he had a past
He made the decision

To go out with a blast.
Don’t put the blame
On his last interview
Thomas did what he felt
That he had to do.

Dr. Robi Ludwig
Said it best
Now let’s give the man
Some peace to rest.

If you wanna hear a band
That knows how to rock
Click on their website
Phoenix Block

An interview with Jon Kelley
Host of ‘The Mole”
A voice sweet and sexy
Our hearts he stole.

Another great show
With Vinny Bond & Dangerous Lee
Radio Happy Hour every Tuesday night
Is the place I choose to be.

A celebration for Dangerous Lee
Is on next weeks venue
This girl is an entrée
Friday nights you can look at her menu!
Thanks Dr. Blogstein and company

For another great show
Your success is obvious
As your fan base continues to grow.

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Dude, Where’s my God?

There was no fatwa
Dr. Blogstein survived the week
Radio Jesus stands
On the top of his peak.

I’ll assume you heard the voice mail
Left on elegant Olga’s phone
I don’t think Dmitri
Should ever be left alone.

He’s a moron
His temper is short
I hope his sperm
Never sets up fort.

His personality
Is very grundy
I would have rather have dated
Theodore Bundy.

From one dipshit
“God” called in next
Left everyone listening
A little perplexed.

This God DUDE
Made us wanna snooze
We salute this dude with a middle finger
Piss on our shoes!

The voice and beauty of Talia Coles
This girl is not a fake
Her sound is a breath of sunshine
And she moves like a snake.

Like the Love Boat
Talia is exciting and new
Listening to her music
Will make your body go WHOO!

Thanks Justin and Dangerous Lee
Don’t get caught up in a Dmitri trap
In the words of Vinny Bond
This is a Saran Wrap!!