Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday December 2 at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Do you ever wonder how the likes of Andrew W.K., Lamb of God, and Slipknot can perform night after night without blowing out their vocal chords?  Its an art.  An art taught by Melissa Cross, the “Queen of the Scream.”

According to Entertainment Weekly: “Cross is a cheery, red-haired, classically trained voice teacher with a peculiar niche: She caters to the most extreme segments of the metal, punk, and hardcore scenes, teaching performers how to growl like grizzlies, bark like pit bulls, and bellow like tortured children of Beelzebub. All without blowing out their vocal cords.”

She’ll join Dr. B, Dangerous Lee and Vinny Bond to teach us all how to scream like a rock star.

Then,  the economy may be bad now, but if some scripture is correct, the upcoming Rapture offers a series of amazing opportunities for financial gains for those of us that will surely be left behind.

Steve and Evie Levy, authors of How to Profit from the Coming Rapture: Getting Ahead When You’re Left Behind, will join us to instruct those listeners who will certainly be left behind (Jews, Catholics, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, less ardent Protestants, and many more) on how to exploit the inevitable demise of the world in order to make a tidy profit,  for as the authors say:

“Sure, the rivers and seas will run with blood, locusts will swarm, mountains will move all over the place, and famine will strike. But for the five billion of us left behind, the post-Rapture world will be a time of even more unique investment opportunities.”

All that plus, plus Vinny sits on his Big Leather Couch to chat live with the listeners, Shawn Amos returns with another GetBack.com Pop Quiz, Justin the Weatherman may come back,  and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live, interactive chat room during show time! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Click play and scroll to 16:13 for the start of the Bill Romanowski interview

Just Click play–>

Bill Romanowski

4 time Superbowl winner with the Broncos and 49ers.
Romanowski played linebacker for the San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, Denver Broncos and Oakland Raiders in a 16-year career that ended in 2003.
Former Boston College player.
He was a bad ass.

  Hear Romo on:

* Steroids
* BALCO
* Victor Conti
* Barry Bonds
* Jason Giambi
* Adam Sandler
* Crying on 60 Minutes
* Breaking Dave Meggett’s finger
* Hitting Jerry Rice
* Adam “Pacman” Jones
* Who’s tougher: Romo or Lawrence Taylor?
* Nutrition 53: 1st month is free, courtesy of Romo

Here is this week’s GetBack.com Pop Quiz as heard exclusively on Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour:

(drag your cursor under each question to highlight the answer)

ELTON JOHN POP QUIZ

Who sang with John on the duet “Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart”?

Kiki Dee

What was Elton John’s first feature film score of a musical?

The Lion King

What Star Trek actor recorded a version of “Rocket Man”?

William Shatner

“Kb”  was only able to answer one of the three questions correctly and thus was an unsuccessful GetBack.com Pop Quiz participant.

Do YOU want to be a contestant on a future edition of GetBack.com Pop Quiz?  There are plenty of great prizes just waiting to be won!  Click here to send an email signing up to be a future contestant on the GetBack.com Pop Quiz ONLY on Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour.

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poetic form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

Got Spermstein?

Without Radio Happy Hour
Where would we be?
Sitting in his office
We heard from Bill Romanowski.

He’s not a dumb jock
He’s marketing Nutrition 53
Check out his website
The first one is free!

Wisconsin native Kelli Dunham
Former nun, comedic genius
She likes the rod
Just not the man attached to the penis!

Played a lil GetBack
Questions about Sir Elton were nifty
Kb would’ve won
Had there been questions of 8250!

Natural Harvest’s Foti
His face must be gleamin’
Nothing’s staying in my mouth
With an ingredient of semen.

Check out his book at LuLu
Or www.CookingWithCum.com
Who says us spitters
Are the ones that are dumb!

Dangerous Lee and Vinny
Rounded out the show
But will we drink an Almost White Russian?
Why, Hell fuckin’ no!!

Like The Twilight Zone
Still don’t know if the show was fact or fiction
Closing out Radio Happy Hour
Reality Addiction

This can’t be for real. . .

Can it?!?

Click play and scroll to 54:34 for the start of the
Fotie Photenhauer interview
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Find out as Fotie Photenhauer, the author of Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, is on the Radio Happy Hour.

Here’s another exclusive recipe from  Fotie Photenhauer’s book that will give a whole new meaning to “cocktail”:

 

 Almost White Russian

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
½ oz semen
cream or milk
ice cubes
Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice
cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.