The Dmitri and Olga Voicemail
As heard on this week’s Radio Happy Hour!
Hear Dmitri call Olga:
According to Misanthropy Today:
I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share it.
Pretty funny— this dude Dmitri (Dimitri) leaves two pathetic voicemails for this Olga chick he met on the curb and talked to for 2 minutes.
Hilarious. Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like guys who are tools, at least by first impression.
All,
This is HILARIOUS!!!! The Alliance Manager from our Latin America team forwarded this on. His friend is Olga — read below to get the story
Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend’s from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl’s, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dimitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.
Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your chair.
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July 1st, 2008 at 10:21 pm
He is a special guy!
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
This is by far the best thing I have heard all day…all week…all month…no, all year! I just have one complaint…. how in the world is this further proof that women are lousy judges of character????
To me it sounds like this CRAZY man assaulted Olga on the
street and she was forced into giving him her number (which trust me we can easily be forced into giving you our number)
If this proves anything it proves that the only single men left in the city ARE CRAZY!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:15 pm
OK, Jen…Give me your number!
July 15th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I think about anyone can come off as normal in two minutes of hurried conversation. Doesn’t mean we can’t judge character or like tools. In fact there is now a sport, supported by hot chicks with douchebags, called Bag-hunting. Women go out and get their pictures taken with the biggest douche they can find.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am
wow what a tool box. Amen to what Jen said.
July 26th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
STAY AWAY!!!!!!!! This guy is a freak. There was an article in the Sun a few months ago about him. He is a disbarred doctor who lost his license for sexually assualting his patients. He was discharged from the army for mental health issues (ya think!) and now has his own business running seminars teaching men how to pick up women. He goes by the name of Dimitri the Love Guru. He is actually making a movie showing his techniques and the right words and phrases to use. Prozac anyone! Holy Cow what a loser.
September 4th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
hahahha! that was the worst thing I’ve ever heard from a guy who claimed to be psychologically normal but sounded so desperatel!!! One of the LOSERS in town. Yes, STAY AWAY!