As heard on this week’s Radio Happy Hour!

Hear Dmitri call Olga:

According to Misanthropy Today:

I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share it.

Pretty funny— this dude Dmitri (Dimitri) leaves two pathetic voicemails for this Olga chick he met on the curb and talked to for 2 minutes.

Hilarious. Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like guys who are tools, at least by first impression.

All,

This is HILARIOUS!!!! The Alliance Manager from our Latin America team forwarded this on. His friend is Olga — read below to get the story

Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend’s from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl’s, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dimitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your chair.

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Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poetic form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this song is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

Dude, Where’s my God?

There was no fatwa
Dr. Blogstein survived the week
Radio Jesus stands
On the top of his peak.

I’ll assume you heard the voice mail
Left on elegant Olga’s phone
I don’t think Dmitri
Should ever be left alone.

He’s a moron
His temper is short
I hope his sperm
Never sets up fort.

His personality
Is very grundy
I would have rather have dated
Theodore Bundy.

From one dipshit
“God” called in next
Left everyone listening
A little perplexed.

This God DUDE
Made us wanna snooze
We salute this dude with a middle finger
Piss on our shoes!

The voice and beauty of Talia Coles
This girl is not a fake
Her sound is a breath of sunshine
And she moves like a snake.

Like the Love Boat
Talia is exciting and new
Listening to her music
Will make your body go WHOO!

Thanks Justin and Dangerous Lee
Don’t get caught up in a Dmitri trap
In the words of Vinny Bond
This is a Saran Wrap!!