Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in song form (Feed My Frankenstein by Alice Cooper) courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this song is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

“Feed My Blogenstein“

Oh no- yes, yes, I know you want recapping
Ahhhhh…
And here come’s a winner!

Feed My Blogenstein
Well he’s Radio Jesus, he’s so good lookin’
DL’s hot as fire, baby start cookin’
VinnyBond is all man
People, he’ll greet ya
RHH blows down the house
If you missed it, that’ll teach ya!

Daniel Lowery is a winner
Called right on time
“I Am an American”
Playing on the line.

Feed my Blogenstein
He’s so neato
Vorpal Sword, those psyshos
Feed my Blogenstein
Hungry for comedy
And it’s Radio Happy Hour time.

J-Lo’s going through women-o-pause
His therapist said shut the fuck up
We had a great time from our favorite tea cup.
Justin Stein, very sweet
Make the girls in Montana melt in the heat!

Bill Folman’s “The Scandal” is edgy
Pick up the book going home
Alive and kicking, love the tone!

Feed my Blogenstein
He’s so neato
Vorpal Sword, those psychos
Feed my Blogenstein
Hungry for comedy
And it’s Radio Happy Hour time!

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday July 29th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

This summer, singer, actor, dancer, songwriter and composer Justin Stein is traveling around the country as the official opening act for Corbin Bleu’s 2008 summer tour. He gets a rare night off on Tuesday and has decided to spend some of it with Dr. B and Dangerous Lee.

We’ll find out what life on the road is like for this 18-year-old performer and get the scoop on what’s upcoming for this rising star.

Also, author Bill Folman stops by with his political comedy, The Scandal Plan: Or: How to Win the Presidency by Cheating on Your Wife. This presidential election farce is far more entertaining than the actual race. Its like Wag the Dog, only less wagging and more shagging. (Note to publisher: when you use this quote on the book jacket or in any advertising, please credit it to Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour)

All that, plus Las Vegas performer Daniel Lowery, Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poetic form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this song is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

Blahhhhhgsteeeeeein!

Radio Happy Hour
July 22, 2008
Second appearance from Francia Raisa
We could hardly wait.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Turning out to be a huge hit
Watch one single episode
You won’t be able to quit.

Francia is a hottie
Her character is Adrianne
Dr. Blogstein is star struck
Wondering all his life where she’s been.

Ricky is making me mad
I think the character is such a maggot
I wonder if this show
Will have special guest Bob Saget

Got a call from Justin
His wit is very keen
Then J-Lo, after giving his opinion
Said Blahhhhhgsteeeein!

Of course we have Dangerous Lee
Who always leaves us wanting more
And Vinny Bond
Who was compared to Eeyore!

Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour
Makes me feel alive
Remember if you missed the show
You can always archive!

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday July 22nd at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Francia Raisa comes in at the 8:55 mark

Just Click play–>

The stunning Francia Raisa will make her return to the Radio Happy Hour.

Francia, who we met back in the spring, is now starring in Dr. Blogstein’s latest obsession, The Secret Life of the American Teenager.

We’ll find out how her life has changed since the premiere of this record breaking ABC Family Channel series, get the inside scoop about her cast mates, including former Blogstein guest Daren Kagasoff and find out what fans can expect from the rest of the first season for Francia’s character Adrian.

All that, plus, Vinny Bond in the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman walks the fine line between funny and offensive and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poetic form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this song is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

The Wrath of Dr. Blogstein

July 15th’s show
A Dangerous Lee celebration
After hearing those idiotic literate elitists
We needed a week vacation!

First guest of the night
Dr. B should be in the hall of fame
Tim Ryan of The Sports Hernia
Kept up the score in The All Star Game.

Hassahn Phenomenon
Dangerous Lee needs a ring on her finger
DJ Johnny Danger
Can be your wedding singer.

You two go together
Like Han Solo and Chewy
Ask Dangerous Lee on Friday nights
Is Grade A Gooey !

Turning us all on
Like sex talk with Dr. Ruth
Did I mention Johnny Danger
Once got head in a booth?

Hassahn Phenomenon
I like you more than macaroni
The HP stands for
Hung like a pony!

Oh and Vinny Bond
So feisty and sweet
Was that sex tape ever found
The one of your feet?

We all called in
For Dangerous Lee birthday wishes
She makes me wetter
Than doing the dishes.

Thank you Dr. Blogstein
For all that you do
If you missed the show live
Where the hell were you?

No worries
That’s what archives are for
Stay tuned for next week
Dr. B leaves us wanting more!

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday July 15th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Dangerous Lee celebrates her birthday this week which gives us an excuse to have The Dangerous Lee Birthday Spectacular!

Johnny Stuart, aka, DJ Johnny Danger, will get the party started as he’s done for some of the most prestigious and star-studded weddings and events. We’ll hear the craziest stories from the world’s craziest DJ.

Johnny says, “I’m not like this weekend-cookie-cutter-wedding-bar mitzvah-MC-yell-at-your-guests kind of suburban Westchester nightmare, and you can quote me on that.” I believe I just did.

Then, Dangerous Lee’s Friday night co host and hip hop star Hassahn Phenomenon drops by with some birthday wishes.

HP was on the Radio Happy Hour back in December and since then has begun his own radio career. We’ll find out what else has happened since his last visit, whether the back and forth flirtation with Dangerous Lee is real or just showbiz, and get to the bottom of his fascination with white women.

And as if all that isn’t enough, Vinny Bond also drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman walks the fine line between funny and offensive and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poetic form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this song is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

Holy Mole-y

Alright here’s the scoop
Here’s the Disch
I think Thomas M
Already had a death wish.

The man was troubled
Seems he had a past
He made the decision

To go out with a blast.
Don’t put the blame
On his last interview
Thomas did what he felt
That he had to do.

Dr. Robi Ludwig
Said it best
Now let’s give the man
Some peace to rest.

If you wanna hear a band
That knows how to rock
Click on their website
Phoenix Block

An interview with Jon Kelley
Host of ‘The Mole”
A voice sweet and sexy
Our hearts he stole.

Another great show
With Vinny Bond & Dangerous Lee
Radio Happy Hour every Tuesday night
Is the place I choose to be.

A celebration for Dangerous Lee
Is on next weeks venue
This girl is an entrée
Friday nights you can look at her menu!
Thanks Dr. Blogstein and company

For another great show
Your success is obvious
As your fan base continues to grow.

Despite Dr. Robi Ludwig’s brilliant analysis on last night’s show of Thomas M. Disch’s final interview, we’re still being blamed for the man’s suicide:

http://hisvorpal.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/a-failure-of-decency/ (its very long with a lot of words, but trust me, the take away is that the Radio Happy Hour pulled the trigger)

“To be savaged by a band of subliterate, caffeine-buzzed flying radio monkeys…Tom Disch surely had reasons for putting a gun to his head and pulling the trigger.”

Its astounding to me that fans of this man think so little of him to believe that a 10 minute appearance on our silly (yet highly listened to) show would push him over the edge and lead him to blow his brains out.

He was a beaten down, depressed and troubled individual. He would have killed himself with or without us (though perhaps we hastened the timing.)

I suppose its natural to find someone or something to blame for a tragedy but pick something other than the Radio Happy Hour because, if it was our fault, we better put Dr. Robi Ludwig, Jon Kelley and Phoenix Block, all of whom were on last night’s program, on suicide watch.

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday July 8th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Jon Kelley, host of ABC’s hit reality series The Mole will stop by the Radio Happy Hour. We’ll get insight into the inner workings of the game, his role in the intrigue and we’ll use “extraordinary rendition” to get him to reveal who the mole is to us.

We’ll also talk sports with Kelley who was a star running back for the Nebraska Cornhuskers and covered all six Chicago Bulls world championships for WMAQ-TV in Chicago.

Then, band Phoenix Block visits Dr. B and Dangerous Lee. They’ll fill us in on their August 1st album release and their connection to the Barack Obama presidential campaign.

Also, renowned psychotherapist Dr. Robi Ludwig will help us analyze what turned out to be the final interview conducted by author Thomas M. Disch before he committed suicide just days after appearing on last Tuesday’s show.

All that, plus Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Just two days after appearing on the Radio Happy Hour, Thomas M. Disch, AKA “God”, was found dead of an apparent suicide.

I hope it wasn’t something we said.

Thomas M. Disch: The Final Interview at the 14:50 mark: