Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday July 1st at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Continuing in the great Blogstein tradition of bringing you the Hot, Young, and Talented, Radio Jesus and Dangerous Lee welcome Talia Coles.

Coles is a singer, dancer and an actress. She was discovered by Warner Music Group A/R maven JoJo Brim, and made such an impression that they gave Coles her own label! “Couture Music” was founded with Brim last fall.

Her new single, “This Little Thing“, is blazing up the charts on New York City’s Power 105 FM which must be a dream come true for this Harlem native.

Also, this week God stops by–or at least a man who claims to be God.

Science Fiction writer Thomas M. Disch declared himself to be the Almighty in 2004, began answering questions AS God, and then published his first novel in nine years this summer.

We’ll find out if his new book “The Word of God” was divine intervention, if Disch is just a raving lunatic and we’ll ask him, if indeed he is God, how he feels about getting second billing to Talia Coles on the Radio Happy Hour.

All that, plus Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

The following still photograph was posted on Vinny Bond’s blog, Bond’s Big Leather Couch.

What is most noticeable, aside from Vinny’s obvious need for a toe nail clipper, is the blurriness of the photograph. This leads me to believe that motion was involved and that this photo is actually a still from an unseen sex tape. We will continue to investigate.

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in musical form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this song is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

Here is the music:

And here is the show:

Never Gonna Give You Up

We’re no strangers to ABC
You know the channel and so do I
“Secret Life of the American Teenager”
Is what I’m speaking of
Said “Ricky” who plays a cool guy
Making out with Francia Raisa, what a feeling
Watch the show and understand.

Never gonna give you up
Radio Jesus never lets us down
Never gonna run around, We support you
Without you we’d cry
Never tell us goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We’ve known Brad Thor for so long
“The Last Patriot”, We’ve been aching
Pick it up and pay for it
Inside we both know what’ll be going on
We know the game and we’re gonna read it.
And if a fatwa you are feeling
Don’t splooge your muj on me!

Thor’s Whore’s don’t give up
Thorians don’t get down
Drinking Dirty Mo’s, dessert with you
Thorians will make you cry
Don’t behead their guy
his isn’t a lie
We’ll hurt you.

Never gonna give you up
Mecca mess all over my face
I write this and gloat
A Rammadon down my throat
Vinny’s buying Brad a beer on Beale
Arriving in your Pope Mobile
Dangerous Lee, I Love You!

Islam Porn: Prophet Muhammad’s Virgin Fantasy 72

Daren Kagasoff comes in at the 1:15 mark
Brad Thor comes in at the 21:10 mark
Just Click play–>

Radio Jesus and Dangerous Lee welcome Radio Happy Hour favorite and New York Times bestselling author Brad Thor in what could end up being his last interview ever.

Ever since this winter, when word leaked out that Thor’s new thriller, The Last Patriot, included a storyline that describes a missing portion of the Quran, the writer has received numerous death threats.

We’ll find out why he’s gone through with the publication, what precaution he and his family are taking and whether he’s finished anymore books in case he’s assassinated while on tour.

Also this week, actor Daren Kagasoff stops by to discuss his new show. ABC Family’s “Secret Life of the American Teenager” debuts on July 1st and co stars Molly Ringwald, Josie Bisset, and former RHH guest Francia Raisa.

All that, plus Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poem form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this song is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

June 17, 2008
Another Radio Happy Hour
This one was Steamy
We all needed a cold shower.

Dr. Blogstein had it going on
His sense of humor was extra keen
Happy 35th anniversary
Mr. and Mrs. Blogstein.

Defending Champion Jane vs Dangerous Lee
Blogstein Idol 2008
Sultry and delicious
Foreplay before we masturbate.

Jane came out punching
Her competition she did size
Brought us to our knees
With “Bette Davis Eyes”

“Sex Shooter”
Came out of Dangerous Lee’s lips
Even I
Was shaking my hips.

Our panties were wet
We could fill a carafe
Score, Jane 26
Dangerous Lee, 24 ½

Alan popped in the chat room
While we were lustin’
Then he left our show
To listen to Justin.

Wild Phil and J-Lo
On the phone line they shared
Justin needs a man to live with
Because he is scared.

Tonight’s show was kickin’
It went very wildly
Did you know to “chide”
Is to scold mildly?

An interview with #21, Tameka
From Deal or No Deal
Call her a thief
Cause our hearts she did steal.

My poem is good
This one, I’ll brag it
Once in a dream
I slept with Bob Saget!

007, Vinny Bond
You’re a sexy mother fu**er, word
I’d love to take you…
Shaken not stirred.

I bet you taste better
Than snacks of Scoobie Doobies
Thanks for the compliment
Of my beautiful boobies.

Lucky Nancy
Lucky you
I hope she never
Leaves your balls blue.

Radio Jesus
Leaves me in a spasm
You can bet your sweet ass
Tonight’s show is grade orgasm.

Like Vinny Bond in bed
You’ll scream “more more more”
Be sure to listen next week
With special guest, Brad Thor.

This poem is extra long
I had to represent and take a chance
Extra long is also
What’s inside Vinny’s pants.

DL,even though you came in second
You still leave us smitten
You sultry, diva, smoking hot woman
The epitome of sex kitten.

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday June 17th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

On April 24, 2007, Jane defeated Neil the Lawyer in the first installment of Blogstein Idol.

Now, over a year later, Dangerous Lee challenges Defending Champion Jane in another Karaoke Grudge Match.

Also, an interview with Deal or No Deal model Tameka Jacobs.

Jacobs, who is case model #21 on the hit NBC game show, is not just another pretty face. She made national headlines before she was even able to speak when she was the centerpiece of a groundbreaking and racially charged custody battle.

All that, plus Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

On April 24, 2007, Jane defeated Neil the Lawyer in the first installment of Blogstein Idol.

Now, over a year later, Dangerous Lee challenges Defending Champion Jane in another Karaoke Grudge Match.

June 17, 2008

9 PM Eastern

Though tragic, you have to admit that its quite refreshing to see a news story about Boy Scouts being blown without seeing a Scoutmaster in handcuffs.

Thank you for all the attention you gave me last night on the Radio Happy Hour!  I thought your first mention of me was awesome, your second mention, however, may have been a little excessive.  Even I got tired of hearing my name.

Oh, and by the way, thanks for getting to the bottom of where on Long Island Paging Grace was from.  I now plan on spending my next vacation in Farmingdale, NY–do you happen to have that girl Amanda’s phone number?

Your Friend,

Bob