Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poem form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this song is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

I’m gonna bring it, I’m gonna bring it…

We all gathered ‘round
To see Dr. Blogstein on cam, on the phone
His face frozen in pixels
Dangerous Lee said “You better watch your tone”

Radio Jesus again got stuck
So Dangerous Lee had to sing it
All we could hear was Radio Jesus say
I’m gonna bring it, I’m gonna bring it.

We of course love Vinny
He’s a man of pleasin’
Kudos to him for getting out of
Being the voice of reason!

Then franQ was upon us
Ladies and gentlemen don’t fret
First guest of the night
Was a British cigarette.

Like it or leave it
Don’t be a hater
Dr. Blogstein played
“Are you gayer than a franQ-Grader?”

His new book is out
Pay for it in full, no deposit
It’s an inspiration to all
Especially those in the closet.

Glued to our chairs
We were not about to budge
Alex E. Ferrer called in
He’s our reality TV’s favorite judge

Celeste Lear called as well
She is such a dear
Celeste was in a car accident at 16 yrs old
And is deaf in her right ear.

She has a beautiful voice
There’s nothing she lacks
Celeste is the granddaughter of
The man who invented the 8-Track.

In a show to come
It’s better than the hokey pokey
Dangerous Lee and Jane will square off
In a grueling match of karaoke!

So there you have it
Another week of recapping
Be sure to catch the archive
Incase you were napping!

Radio Jesus
Came down from heaven
Check out Dr. Blogstein’s Comedy Channel
It runs 24/7!

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday May 27th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Dr. B and Dangerous Lee welcome Judge Alex E. Ferrer of TV’s Judge Alex.

Judge Alex is the only television judge with extensive police, legal and judicial experience, presiding over a wide array of cases, resolving complicated issues with his straight forward approach and cogent rulings. He’s also a Cuban refugee, fleeing Fidel Castro’s Communist regime at when he was one year old.

Then, Dr. B’s buddy Frank “franQ” Anthony Polito will stop by to discuss his new book “Band Fags“. The book, which is a semi-autobiographic coming-of-age while coming-out story, includes a chapter that takes place at a Judy Tenuta show.

We’ll find out just how semi-autobiographic the book is, whether franQ has plans to get gay married in California and we’ll play a round of “Are You Gayer Than a franQ Grader“

Also, musician Celeste Lear, known to her friends as “One-Ear Lear” because she is deaf in one ear, will stop by to play some tunes and to talk about her famous grandfather, inventor of the Lear Jet and the 8-Track.

All that, plus Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poem form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this song is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

Emergency Central 911

Jen Lancaster started off the evening
An author of “Such a pretty fat”
She said pie is not the answer
But we disagreed with that.

Jen is a wonderful speaker
She is simply amazing
Read her books on the treadmill
While eating a donut and grazing.

Herniated J-Lo called us
He is always such a tease
Spoke of his cholesterol emergency
Eating too much mac and cheese!

Wendy McLendon-Covey is gorgeous
I’d like to pet her like a poodle
She is Dr. Blogstein’s cougar
Those 2 are gonna kanoodle!

“Colonel” Deputy Christopher Landavazo
Chimed in, they are both cream of the crops
Donate to their charity
1-888-964-COPS

When Wendy was talking
Their was nothing limp
She was voted in Maxim’s Top Ten
On their list of nymphs!

I’d love to wear Wendy
On my neck like a locket (Dr. B: huh?!?)
Did you know Dr. Blogstein’s little brother’s
Nickname is “Pocket”

Another week Annie brings you her bag of tricks
This week Radio Jesus brought us his Bag of Toys
Joe and Robert called in
What a kick ass sounding bunch of boys!

I wish July 1st would get here
It couldn’t come any sooner
Pick up their album then
It’s called “Afternooner”

We thank you Vinny Bond
And beautiful Dangerous Lee
Radio Jesus
Is the happening place to be!

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday May 20th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Actress and comedienne Wendi McLendon-Covey will visit Dr. B and Dangerous Lee on the #1 most listened to comedy show on all of BlogTalkRadio.

McLendon-Covey is known for her role as on the Comedy Central television program Reno 911!, a role which awarded her #10 on Maxim magazine’s TV’s Best Nymphos list. She’s also involved in a charity organization called Cops 4 Causes and will be hosting their kick off party on Thursday night.

Then, the boys of Bag of Toys will stop by to help celebrate this weekend’s unofficial beginning of summer. The band, whose new album Afternooner will be available on July 1, sounds like summer with their acoustic surf rock.

All that, plus author Jen Lancaster, Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Looks like Philsquatch was right! Below is the clip of presidential candidate Barack Obama that the mythical, roof falling creature referenced in last night’s show: