The following are links from this week’s show:

Artist Daniel Maltzman

Gr8WeddingD8
EIGHT O’CLOCK® COFFEE

Judy Tenuta calling Barbra Streisand a “bitch” on The Match Game

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in song form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

In honor of this week’s guest Judy Tenuta and her accordion, the following lyrics should be sung to The Who’s 1976 hit “Squeeze Box”.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this poem is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

Judy’s got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
When Radio Jesus comes on we never get no rest
Cause he plays every Tuesday night
Come to the light
Judy’s got a squeeze box
Dr. Blogstein’s always right!

Well, drink 8 O’Clock coffee when you feel asleep
There’s no escaping the chortle, get up off your seat!!
Radio Jesus plays every Tuesday night
Come to the light
Judy’s got a squeeze box
Dr. Blogstein’s always right!

Bi-sexuals go in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
We’re growlinggg alright
We do every Tuesday night
Judy’s got a squeeze box
Dr. Blogstein’s always right!

He goes, appease me, come on and appease me
Come on and please us like you do
The congregation remains true
Judy’s got a squeeze box
Dr. Blogstein’s always right!

(Dance like a white boy here)

Bi-sexuals go in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
We’re growlinggg alright
We do every Tuesday night
Judy’s got a squeeze box

Dr. Blogstein’s always right!

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday April 29th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

“Radio Jesus“ will come face-to-face with the leader of “Judyism” when Dr. Blogstein and Dangerous Lee welcome the offbeat, wacky and just plain wild Judy Tenuta.

The comedienne known as “The Love Goddess” will be the Honorary Conductor at the 71^st Annual Celebrity “Battle of Batons” on Sunday May 4th at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California. Not bad for an accordion player who’s albums include “Buy This Pigs” and “Attention Butt Pirates and Lesbetarians.”

Also this week, celebrity design guru Evette Ríos on EIGHT O’CLOCK® COFFEE and the free wedding they’re throwing one lucky couple on 08.08.08 and artist Daniel Maltzman (right).

All that plus , Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners, Justin the Weatherman and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

The following are the beautiful pieces of art from the Dangerous Lee Collection that I now proudly own:

“Sea Burn” 5×7 Acrylic Painting on board

“Tits n Ass” 5×7 Acrylic Painting on Canvas

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poem form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this poem is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

Let’s get this poem started
Radio Jesus didn’t look like a mutt
It’s about freakin’ time
He got a haircut!

Vinny came out of the gate
Full of energy and cheer
We found out that Wild Phil
Used to drink a lot of beer!

J-Lo was running in Brooklyn
He sounded out of breath
There were kids waiting to hear Montana Tucker
Remember kids stay in school and don’t do meth!

Montana is a triple threat
A complete fascination
Just remember she’s only 15

So hold off guys on masturbation.

She’s been compared to J-Lo
You can catch her in Step Up 2
Remember that Dangerous Lee
Is Dr. Blogstein’s Internet Boo

Dangerous Lee’s been painting
Kb sent Dr. Blogstein her work
Just when Radio Jesus couldn’t get any better
He got some “tits and ass” as a perk!!

Replacing A Chorus Line in his bathroom
Now in style his hand can ride
Dr. Blogstein got a bathroom remodeling
Now he’s SEXIFIED!

So If you missed seeing the artwork on the cam
No need to get hasty
Next time I’d say to be there live
We got to see Janet Jacksons pasty

Samsstories.com
Talks about baseball and swapping
So if your wife
Needs to feel a good copping…

Another week has passed
Another week of fun
Another week of Radio Jesus
Another week of Comedies Number One !!

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday April 22nd at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Teen sensation Montana Tucker joins Dr. B and Dangerous Lee on the world famous Radio Happy Hour.

Montana, who recorded the lead single on the soundtrack for Step Up 2, is a triple threat: she acts, she sings and she dances. She has the resume of a veteran, yet she just turned fifteen. We’ll hear what life is like for the young hottie as she works to become the most famous “Montana” in show business.

Also this week, author Sam Moffie on sex, rejection, and wife swapping New York Yankees.

All that plus , Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners and maybe even Justin the Weatherman.

All that, and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Missed the show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poem form courtesy of Annie (left) of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this poem is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

Tax Day was upon us
Radio Jesus brought the party
So much Dr. Blogstein
So little Artie!

As the night
Began to unravel
We eagerly waited
For Judge Cristina and her gavel.

But first we were exposed
To an interview with the Pope
We’re all going to hell
We better learn to cope!

Then we got “Caught up in the Moment”
With Chelsea E
She’s got legs that go
For eternity!

She also acts and sings
Chelsea’s a triple threat
Her X-Rated Paradise Hotel
Left us hard or wet.

The power of Christ compels you
We kept hearing Dangerous Lee say
Just like Santa
We knew Judge Christina was on the way.

We all listened to
One of the few reality shows that makes sense
Still shocked with disbelief
Feeling repents.

She’s the judge to watch
You don’t want to ignore her
She’s bilingual too
Like Dora the Explorer!

And we can’t forget
That Vinny got in trouble
Vinny and Dr. Blogstein
Are like Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble!

Another kick ass show
Without Annie’s poem what would you do?
Remember what Dangerous Lee said
The power of Christ compels you!

If Artie’s out, who’s in?

by Craig

Newsday’s Pop Culture blog, Pet Rock, speculated recently on who would replace Artie Lange on the Howard Stern Show, assuming the Hoboken comedian really is leaving the show.

If Artie leaves, it would be a big chair to fill, literally and figuratively. Who would be a good fit?

Pet Rock plays it straight, suggesting regulars Greg FitzSimmons, Nick Dipaolo, Bob Levy, Jim Florentine and John Hein. All are well-known to Stern listeners, and of the five, only one - Hein - isn’t a working stand-up comic.But why give up on Hoboken? We’d like to nominate Adam Wade or Chris DeLuca for the post. Both are professional comedians and each would bring a distinctive voice to the show. And if they’re looking to go in an entirely different direction, how about Dr. Blogstein? He’s got plenty of (Internet) radio experience, much of it relevant to the Howard Stern Show.

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday April 15th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Here Comes The Judge! Judge Cristina Perez, that is.

The “Judge with Heart,” who presides over TV’s Cristina’s Court, will be joining Dr. B and . We’ll find out how she’s gone from lawyer to television judge, what she thinks of other television judges and explain her affiliation with Playboy.

Also this week, super sexy singer Chelsea E. stops by the web’s biggest party. We’ll discuss her music, her background and her legs. We also hope to find out what happened to the rest of her last name.

All that plus , Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners and Justin the Weatherman stops in to do what only Justin the Weatherman can do.

All that, and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com