“Since I put the Radio Happy Hour on my blog, girls flock to me. I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady. Till the boys told me somethin’ I missed. They said add the good Doctor and the chicks will give you what you wish. So I added the link and before I knew it, I was surrounded with more women than I could handle.”
—Vinny Bond, Bond’s Big Leather Couch

Look to the right and you will see the brand, spankin’ new RADIO HAPPY PLAYER!

Its the widget to end all widgets, the best bling for your blog and the only way to enjoy all the benefits of being a Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour affiliate!

Become a RADIO HAPPY HOUR affiliate. In addition to being the only way to get a free link off of www.DrBlogstein.com to your site, the affiliate benefits include:

• I’ll talk up your website or business on the radio show. Whenever you need a plug, you get first dibs. In other words: free advertising.

• Making a radio show available on your blog or site or MySpace gives people one more reason to stop by your blog or site. In other words: increased traffic.

• Making a radio show as good as the Radio Happy Hour available on your blog or site or MySpace instantly makes your site 72.3% cooler based on very complex calculations. In other words: increased coolness.

• As an affiliate, you can feel comfortable writing about the show–that will give you at least one post’s worth of content per week. That’s one fewer day that you’ll have to struggle to think of what to write. In other words: increased content.

• As an affiliate, you will help make the Radio Happy Hour more popular, thus making my free mentions and your placement on this site more effective. In other words: increased visibility.
  

Clearly, becoming a RADIO HAPPY HOUR affiliate is a no-brainer. So what could you possibly be waiting for?

Copy & paste this code to play the RADIO HAPPY HOUR on your site! Then if you let me know, you’ll get to enjoy all the benefits of being part of the show!

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Missed last night’s show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while singing the show recap (courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio) to the melody of JLo the Weatherman’s theme song “It’s Raining Men”.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

It’s Raining Poop!!

Hi, Hi, We’re your Radio Jesus
And have we got newssssss for you….
You better listen…
Get ready and you just might hurl
And leave them lil fellows at home- Alright!

Heartbeat is rising
I think I gotta go
According to Randy Tobin
The toilet’s the place to go
Always feels like the first time
It doesn’t really matter when
American Poop movie gonna make history
Pooping is my friend.

It’s raining poop, Halleujah!
It’s raining poop, Amen
I got the runs now
I just might regret being
Absolutely SOAKING WET (Blogstein’s note: “ewwwww!”)
It’s raining poop, Halleujah!
It’s raining poop
Every specimen
Tall, blond, dark and lean
Rough and tough,strong and sometimes green.

God bless Radio Jesus
You know that he poops too (Blogstein’s note: “I do.”)
Sometimes it feels like heaven
When we take a good smelly poo (Blogstein’s note: “It does.”)
We’re taught in every angle
And sometimes we cry
Each and every woman
And all of you guys.

It’s raining poop, Hallelujah!
It’s raining poop, Amen
It’s raining poop, Hallelujah!
it’s raining poop, Amen

Interview with Evanderrrrr
10 minutes worth packed within, let’s begin
He’s strong like thunder
Don’t you lose your head
Drop your ass down, you’d wish you were dead
Drop your ass down, you’d wish you were dead.

God bless Mr. Holyfield
And his beautiful teeth too
He came from heaven
His mother did what she had to do.
He taught every boxer
He’ll rearrange their eye
He will be Heavyweight Champion
Count em, number 5!

Oh it’s raining poop, Yeahhhhh

Sweat level is rising
Bp’s getting low
According to my intestines
I really got to go
This is the first time
I don’t remember when
I can’t believe I rhymed about poop
BUTT this is the end!

It’s raining poop, Hallelujah!
It’s raining poop, Amen!

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday February 26th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

The only boxer ever to become world heavyweight champion four times, Evander Holyfield joins the Blogstein show for a no-holds barred interview.

The “Real Deal” who’s new book, Becoming Holyfield, hit the stores last week was supposed to be live on our previous program but instead saw Grease on Broadway.
We’ll find out what he thought of Grease, whether he’s a better dancer than Danny Zuko, and if his fighting days are behind him.

Also, actor Randy Tobin joins us live to pimp his upcoming release, The American Poop Movie and actor Scott Michael Foster will tell us about his new NBC series, Quarterlife, that debuts on Tuesday.

All that, plus, Dangerous Lee co-hosts, Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners and Justin the Weatherman stops in with a Costa Rican forecast and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

Missed last night’s show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading the show recap courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

This week, Annie is BRINGING BLOGSTEIN BACK.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

LOGSTEIN

He’s bringing 1990’s back, yeah
Them other boys “do nut” how to act, yeah
They kept calling him back to back, yeah
They risked their lives by picking up the slack, yeah

Water under the bridge

Dirty babe
You’re missing tackles
Baby go back to your cave.
Gonna kick your ass cause you misbehave
It’s just that we’re sorry that you feel this way

Hang up cause they bore us

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get off my back
Please don’t call back
You’re not a VIP
Are you kidding me?
Have a drink on me
Go ahead be gone

We know what you’re jerkin’ with

Go ahead be gone
You are full of shit
Go ahead be gone
Learn how to smile
Go ahead be gone
You’re acting like a child
Go ahead be gone
AND
Get you 90’s on
Go ahead be gone
Get your 90’s on
Go ahead be gone
Get your 90’s on

I’m bringing 90’s back
Them mother f**kers don’t know how to act
Listen to Radio Jesus for the things you lack
Cause you’re giving all of us a heart attack

Water under the bridge

Dirty babes
You’re a bunch of whackos
Go back to your cave
You came here because your show is going grave
It’s just that in here you can’t get your way

Kick it to the chorus!

Evander Holyfield will now be on NEXT WEEK’s SHOW!!!

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday February 19th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

Dr. B and Dangerous Lee welcome “The Real Deal” into the Radio Happy Hour.

Cruiserweight and heavyweight champion, Olympic medalist, and the only boxer ever to become world heavyweight champion four times, Evander Holyfield joins the Blogstein show for a live interview on the day his new book, Becoming Holyfield, hits the stores.

What made him who he is? Is he retired or will he fight again? Does the world really need another grill designed by a boxer? Will asking that question leave Blogstein with a black eye?

Also, contemporary Christian singer Bryan Duncan returns to the show. He may be saved, but it doesn’t mean he’ll be safe when he steps back into the Radio Happy Hour!

All that, plus, Supreme Commander of the Cyberwaves Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners and Justin the Weatherman stops in with a forecast and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com

One of the most frequent search items that lead information super highway travelers to DrBlogstein.com is “Mitch Rapp Movies” or (or some variation there of.)

Of course, its a search for information regarding any news about whether or not Hollywood is finally going to make a movie featuring Mitch Rapp, the main character in Radio Happy Hour favorite and New York Times #1 Bestselling author Vince Flynn’s novels.

Well, up until now, that search has always led to a dead end. Not only did we have no news but no news existed! In fact, you can click this link and hear for yourself Vince Flynn’s frustrations (interview begins approx. 42 minutes into show) when asked about a movie deal, when he appeared on the Radio Happy Hour back in October.

If you noticed, I said “up until now” in the previous paragraph. That’s because someone in Hollywood FINALLY figured out that making movies that people will want to see will most likely lead to big profits. And that someone is two people: Lorenzo di Bonaventura (”Transformers”) and Nick Wechsler (“We Own The Night”) who will be producing the films for CBS Films who has optioned the rights for Flynn’s Mitch Rapp character with the intention of creating a character-based, action-thriller movie franchise.

No word on when we’ll finally see Mitch Rapp kick ass on the big screen or who will be playing America’s favorite counter terrorism operative not named Jack Bauer, but I sure feel a lot safer knowing he’ll eventually be coming to a theater near me. . .

(See, I told you Vince Flynn is a Radio Happy Hour favorite)

Missed the Blogsteinversay show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while reading this show recap told in poem form courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this poem is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

The one year anniversary of Dr. Blogstein
Was held on February 12, 2008
The red carpet was rolled
Some arriving early, some late.

Radio Jesus appeared
The angels did sing
Switchboard was lit
As the phones they did ring.

Vinny Bonds did arrive
And also Dangerous Lee
We all knew
We were in good company.

Out of the blue
Several months of hurt
Wild Phil appeared
Answering the Amber Alert!

Where have you been?
Off the map you did fall
He was busy moving
Now residing in St. Paul.

The fans did speak
Wishing you blessings and peace
Your popularity well known
Your fan base at a steady increase.

Even Momma Blogstein left a message
Giving her approval
Does she know about Mt. Rushmore
And the dumpster removal?

Alan Levy, Frank Sinantra
Radio Jesus and a pizza place
Will now be the top four
Covering the face.

Thanks to Alan Levy
BlogTalkRadio’s genius
Thanks in advance
For changing the switchboard’s logo looking penis!

A whole year has gone by
That we listened to you live
Remember if you missed it
You can always archive.

I recap for you
Week after week
I dedicate to you
What the fans they can’t speak.

Believe me when I say
We admire you, standing proud
Radio Jesus fans
Are the very best crowd.

Continued success
In all that you do
What would we have to look forward to
If not for you.

We thank you Radio Jesus
And we didn’t forget Justin
We look forward to another year
Of Dr. Blogstein’s chops to be bustin’.

We admire you
And all your perfection
You will always be Radio Jesus
You’ll always have our affection.