“Since I put the Radio Happy Hour on my blog, girls flock to me. I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady. Till the boys told me somethin’ I missed. They said add the good Doctor and the chicks will give you what you wish. So I added the link and before I knew it, I was surrounded with more women than I could handle.”
—Vinny Bond, Bond’s Big Leather Couch

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Become a RADIO HAPPY HOUR affiliate. In addition to being the only way to get a free link off of www.DrBlogstein.com to your site, the affiliate benefits include:

• I’ll talk up your website or business on the radio show. Whenever you need a plug, you get first dibs. In other words: free advertising.

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Missed last night’s show live? No worries!

Listen to the archive while singing the show recap (courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live! on BlogTalkRadio) to the melody of JLo the Weatherman’s theme song “It’s Raining Men”.

When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

It’s Raining Poop!!

Hi, Hi, We’re your Radio Jesus
And have we got newssssss for you….
You better listen…
Get ready and you just might hurl
And leave them lil fellows at home- Alright!

Heartbeat is rising
I think I gotta go
According to Randy Tobin
The toilet’s the place to go
Always feels like the first time
It doesn’t really matter when
American Poop movie gonna make history
Pooping is my friend.

It’s raining poop, Halleujah!
It’s raining poop, Amen
I got the runs now
I just might regret being
Absolutely SOAKING WET (Blogstein’s note: “ewwwww!”)
It’s raining poop, Halleujah!
It’s raining poop
Every specimen
Tall, blond, dark and lean
Rough and tough,strong and sometimes green.

God bless Radio Jesus
You know that he poops too (Blogstein’s note: “I do.”)
Sometimes it feels like heaven
When we take a good smelly poo (Blogstein’s note: “It does.”)
We’re taught in every angle
And sometimes we cry
Each and every woman
And all of you guys.

It’s raining poop, Hallelujah!
It’s raining poop, Amen
It’s raining poop, Hallelujah!
it’s raining poop, Amen

Interview with Evanderrrrr
10 minutes worth packed within, let’s begin
He’s strong like thunder
Don’t you lose your head
Drop your ass down, you’d wish you were dead
Drop your ass down, you’d wish you were dead.

God bless Mr. Holyfield
And his beautiful teeth too
He came from heaven
His mother did what she had to do.
He taught every boxer
He’ll rearrange their eye
He will be Heavyweight Champion
Count em, number 5!

Oh it’s raining poop, Yeahhhhh

Sweat level is rising
Bp’s getting low
According to my intestines
I really got to go
This is the first time
I don’t remember when
I can’t believe I rhymed about poop
BUTT this is the end!

It’s raining poop, Hallelujah!
It’s raining poop, Amen!

Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday February 26th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

The only boxer ever to become world heavyweight champion four times, Evander Holyfield joins the Blogstein show for a no-holds barred interview.

The “Real Deal” who’s new book, Becoming Holyfield, hit the stores last week was supposed to be live on our previous program but instead saw Grease on Broadway.
We’ll find out what he thought of Grease, whether he’s a better dancer than Danny Zuko, and if his fighting days are behind him.

Also, actor Randy Tobin joins us live to pimp his upcoming release, The American Poop Movie and actor Scott Michael Foster will tell us about his new NBC series, Quarterlife, that debuts on Tuesday.

All that, plus, Dangerous Lee co-hosts, Vinny Bond drags his Big Leather Couch into the Radio Happy Hour Lounge to chat live with the listeners and Justin the Weatherman stops in with a Costa Rican forecast and we’ll take your calls at 646-652-4804

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. The Radio Happy Hour Lounge-a live chat room during show time-is a whole new reason to make sure you listen live! It’s the show within the show!

But if you can’t and miss us live, we’re ALWAYS ON at www.DrBlogstein.com