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When reading, please keep in mind that I had NO PART in writing this. Again, this poem is courtesy of Annie of Annie & Burl Live!, not Dr. Blogstein. I want no credit for this. Please.

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Dr. Blogstein is Radio Jesus
Superstar….
January 15th’s episode
Really set the bar.

It started out with Dangerous Lee
Pick up her book, don’t forget
Every paragraph that is revealed
Leaves us hard or wet.

Then the return of The Hot Chicks
Who informed us how to eat
So our asses don’t get so fat
The airlines charge us for an extra seat.

We got to hear about Marcellus Wiley
A football player well spoken
Then we thought Justin
Was gonna get his ass broken

“Do you ever in the store spike a cantaloupe
Or watermelon?”
You could hear crickets
We thought Marcellus was gonna jump through the phone,beat him senseless and be arrested for a felon!

It was an innocent comment
Some you lose some you win
We were engaged
In stories of the Pigskin.

Then we drifted
To Radio Jesus’s tales of dating
A date this Saturday night?
Put down Dangerous Lee’s book, no need for masturbating.

Here’s a clue
Take the hint
Make sure you clean
Out your belly button lint

Good ole Blogstein
He’ll wine and dine ya
Hope you slide your credit card
Into her Department Store Vagina!

So his show
We all give it a star of five
Be sure to download
Radio Jesus’s archive.

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