This would be best enjoyed by listening whilst reading. (fire up them speakers)
And now…this week’s
Radio Happy Hour Rundown
courtesy of
DATRES AT THE DESK
Greetings everyone. After a long hiatus which most hoped would continue, the Rundown returns for a little Red, White, and Boom out of
Dr. Blogstein. By the way, did you know that you can see Doc on Mets commercials?
Yeah, he’s the dorky looking Mets fan. Oh wait, that could be any Mets fan. But at least I can gloat a little since my team took 2 out of 3 against his hapless team a couple weeks back.
Now, on with the show…
:59 We welcome Dangerous Lee to the show tonite in place of Jane. Apparently, Jane must know when the Rundown is going to show up because she keeps missing out. This would make 3 out of 4. However, could someone turn up the volume on Miss Lee?
3:35
Jamie not returning e-mails? That’s too bad. She was an awesome voice to listen to. The Rundown certainly endorses her for future co-hosting spots.
4:48 Any chance
Vinny is not on the show because he might be heading to one of the American Idol tryouts going on throughout the country??
5:35 Geez, I wonder if there was any chance I could have co-hosted tonite. Probably not. The Rundown is best read, not heard.
6:55 Guys, if you didn’t think that women were out to get you, then you best get with it because it sounds like this website has the torches out for an ultimate march to hunt us down.
8:55 The Dr. Blogstein beeps have begun once again. Is Doc really an alien and he’s signaling his people in cyberspace?
10:10 First prank call of the night brought to you by the 954 area code. I hope that won’t generate any pissy e-mails from Belgium.
11:25 Who needs Weight Watchers or NeutraTrim when you have ShouldIDivorceHim.com?
13:08 I wonder if Najeh Davenport of the Steelers could use being drunk as an excuse for that dump he took in that girl’s clothes basket back in his days at Miami…
13:35 It’s prank-call night on Dr. Blogstein’s Happy Hour. First 100 callers get a free hangup.
14:46 But I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night…You have to listen to understand this line.
16:50 So we’re celebrating the “death” of a marriage? I would think a divorce would be considered a failure. At least, I’d consider it as such. And I’m not a big fan of celebrating failures…unless it involves the Yankees or Ohio State/Michigan football.
19:35 Nice quote. I’ll have to put that one on the quoteboard. (the lesbian one)
23:50 We had karaoke with Jane a couple months ago. What if we could get a little concert from Jane on a future show?
26:35 Sure you have views. You think that the Mets should double-switch more often. Just thought I’d throw that in there since we had a 3-minute gap.
27:30 They’re trying to kill us so we don’t win all the gold medals at the Beijing Olympics next summer. I just hope they don’t get
24 over there. Then they’d definitely be after us.
30:23 The first caller who actually made it through. And he’s from my favorite show!!! Hoo-ray!!
33:10 Oh good, American Idol talk mixed with Chris Benoit talk. It’s the daily double of yawn…
35:24 OH MY GOD!!! THAT’S CHRIS ‘WHATEVER HIS LAST NAME IS’S’ MUSIC!!! If you read Sports Guy and you understand wrestling, you might get that one.
38:45 In a George Foreman interview, do you ask more about his fights, his grill, or his ABC series that didn’t last too long?
41:45 No need to wait for the toxicology report — HE WAS CRAZY!!! And I wonder what made him crazy. You can thank the underground Orlando steroids market for that disaster. And why the mainstream media (as in the networks who have been playing the Paris Hilton card WAYYYYY too much) is giving this story more than the 30 seconds it should deserve is beyond me. Sometimes, I’m glad I deal with just golf.
47:30 Wrong, wrong, wrong. The mainstream media is blowing this garbage out of proportion because they have to fill all that time AND they are going for sensational stories. Whatever gets the buzz nowadays, that’s the rule of news-type TV.
50:35 Ok, good, we’re making excuses for them. Nobody said they had to go into this line of entertainment. And I’m sure there are ways that they could amend the wrestling so there isn’t
as much of that roughness. It’s all an act anyway. They can script it a bit better.
55:30 They can’t end WWE yet. Wrestlemania is coming to Orlando next spring and I want the opportunity to stalk Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler. (Editor’s note: Thank you for giving me a reason to post a picture of Stacy Keibler)
57:50 CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
58:15 Damn, you’re gonna make me go to the archives to listen to Bonus Blogstein. But it’ll take an entire hour to get there. So this will be cut off in about 37 seconds…or less
59:25 You got gipped!!! 35 seconds to play and you got cut off. That’s worse clock management than Dennis Green had with the Vikings against the Giants in 2001. Blogtalk Radio is WHAT WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!
That’s it for this week. At some point, a bonus Rundown for the Dick Van Patten show will be done. Since I heard that one was the best show Doc has done, it’s my duty to at least give it a listen.
Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday July 31st at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)
Über Publicist Rob Tencer claims to have the secret to make YOU the next celebrity socialite. He’ll share some tricks of the trade and give tips how anyone can get mentioned on Page Six or in Life & Style Magazine. Tencer, who wrote the e-book, Stop Waiting to be Famous and Start Dating to be Famous, also promises tell us how us how even we can date a celebrity! Who wants to bet that Wilmer Valderrama read this book?
Also, Isobella Jade was once 5’ 2” and homeless. She’s still 5’2” but has overcome her lack of funds and lack of height to become a model. We’ll discuss her unconventional road to becoming a fashion model, find out if there are naked shots of her anywhere on the internet and discuss a potential movie being made about her life. Dr. B will also use tips he learned in the previous segment to get a date with a model!
