Dead Paris Walking
You want to send a message?
THERE’S your message.
Send Paris Hilton to death row.
This would be a message to all young girls who idolize this empty headed scarecrow. The message would be loud and clear: Do something productive with your life or your life is worthless.
This would be a message to all wealthy, trust fund brats and celebrities. That message says: No amount of money, fame or good looks means you’re above the law. In fact, it just makes it easier to find you when you screw up.
Giving Paris the death penalty will also send a message to the paparazzi and entertainment magazine. It will warn them that if they continue to force news about these talentless train wrecks down our throats we will pick off their subjects one by one until they have nobody left to put on their front page!
This will be sending a message to the demented Seung-Hui Chos, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebolds of the world to stop shooting up their schools because of the perceived favoritism for the attractive and popular. This will tell them that even the prom queen will be held accountable for her actions if she deserves it.
Sending Paris to her death, as morbid and sick as it may sound, may do the world some good. And interestingly enough, it would do Paris some good. Finally, she will have done something with her life.
June 9th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
That might be a bit extreme Doc…how about we shave her head and ban her from wearing a wig?
June 9th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
They could haul her to the gallows in a donkey cart, but why give all those spoiled rotten crybabies a martyr. She would probably end up being the patron saint of spending daddy’s money. I think they should make her mow the grass on public property like they did to the “runaway bride” Jennifer Wilbanks, and maybe clean those nasty restrooms at the county courthouse.
June 10th, 2007 at 2:35 am
Dearest Doc:
Or we could not talk about her and she fizzles out..how’s THAT for a novel idea!
June 10th, 2007 at 3:48 am
I can’t argue with that.
June 10th, 2007 at 5:38 am
So what do we think her medical condition is? Something to do with that funky brown cooter she is packin under those skirt no doubt
June 10th, 2007 at 6:43 am
is DUMB a medical condition?
June 10th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Killing someone for a DUI? I vote for shaving her head.
June 10th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
You’re all weak.
She’s lucky that SHE didn’t kill anyone with her DUI.
June 11th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
People who have annoying voices on radio shows which autoplay when you surf through their websites should be put on Death Row.
Not Paris.
June 11th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I don’t know if I’d agree with that.
June 11th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Actually I think dumb is a genetic issue and in her case a cop out. I don’t think she is as dumb as she seems. I think she uses that as an excuse for what she knows is shit behavior.