In Your Face
The video above shows a classic example of a manager/umpire argument. You know, the kind of confrontation that is highlighted by the new men yelling at each other with their faces so close that they are within kissing range. They go at it bill to bill. Spit is surely being sprayed onto each other and they’re most likely quite familiar with each other’s breaths.
My question is this: Why doesn’t this style of arguing exist anywhere other than on a baseball field. Do husbands and wives shout at each other while standing chest to chest? Do buddies get into arguments and go literally nose to nose? We don’t even see fights like this in any other sport. Do they teach this style of debate in the minor leagues?
I’m fairly certain that if I got that close into someone’s face while screaming and pointing, I’d be pushed or punched in seconds flat. I’ll try it the next time the deli guy puts too much butter on my bagel and let you know what happens.







May 20th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Wrong. That style of arguing is also (veryveryvery) present in pro wrestling. But whether or not that’s a sport is debatable.
May 20th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Yeah, but, Woozie, in wrestling its just a prelude to pushing and punching. It never gets to that point in baseball and that is what makes it unique.
May 21st, 2007 at 4:30 am
most guys react this way to my vagina.
May 21st, 2007 at 2:48 pm
noted.
May 21st, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Chest thumping does happen in the real world. Usually by drunk over coiffed frat boys with big cams and little dicks.