And Throw Away The Key!
“Free Paris”
That phrase usually refers to the cost to have sex with her, but now it has a whole new meaning.
Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for driving drunk, driving with a suspended license and driving while an idiot. She probably would have gotten off (no pun intended) easier had she not shown up for her court appointment 20 minutes late, posing for cameras, and giggling throughout.
I have no sympathy for her. In fact, I’m happy about it. It’s ridiculous that little girls look up to this spoiled brat as a role model so it’s about time she’s done something that little girls can learn from. You do something illegal, you get thrown in jail. No matter how pretty, no matter how rich, no matter how slutty–you get locked up!
But unfortunately, her minions and fans just aren’t getting this. Instead, they’re crying out about this “injustice” by passing around a petition to get Paris’ sentence dropped. Only it wasn’t until I read the petition on our buddy Vinny Bond’s site did I get this riled up.
“Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.”
Good lord! That’s just the beginning of the pathetic petition written by and signed by what only can be described as “LOSERS.”
I had to do something about it so I started a movement of my own. A petition to make sure Paris serves her full sentence. Please support this cause:
May 11th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Wow and here I thought you had to go to the world or MMORPG to find people with lives THAT sad.
And no flames folks, I played EverCrack myself for 5 years
May 11th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Someone please let me know what Starr just said.
May 11th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
I’ll sign it. As long as they don’t take videos of her in jail.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. Otherwise known as the final frontier of geekdom. You know people playing online games where they are elves and druids and trolls.
I played Everquest for years and years and there are some really really sad people playing those games. For that reason alone I am not surprised that sad ass people are petitioning for her. Yes people are that pathetic!
Except me of course. I only played to pick up guys
May 11th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
I really think you are being really HARD on a girl that can give an expert ‘mouth party”
Really! Good news is she’ll get a 3rd off for good behavior.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Mouth Party? I saw that Video and if that dick were mine, I’d be taking back my RSVP
May 12th, 2007 at 1:57 am
Some questions for you, Doc…if you would please.
May 12th, 2007 at 1:59 am
love ya, buddy, but those are more questions than the SATs!
May 12th, 2007 at 3:54 am
You don’t score any lower if you don’t answer all the questions, Doc. How adventurous are you feeling?
May 12th, 2007 at 4:57 am
Jesus hate to share, but for some perspective….Back when I was a feckless youth I got a DUI. The night I got it I wasn’t drunk but I was the many months/nights before. The night I landed my DUI, I blew a .04, well below the legal limit but I was 18, underage and the judge threw the book at me.
I got: 15 weeks of “alcohol education” classes (those worked:NOT),a $1800.00 fine, court costs, lost my license for a year and 5 days in jail. (I took the jail over 15 weeks of picking shit up from the side of the road, good choice I think.)And this was way back in the early 90’s before the tougher laws were enacted.
I have never once, ever, in 14 years driven a car intoxicated again. Nor did I drive that year I lost my license except to and from work, which I was allowed. I learned my lesson.
Paris, we all know, from the tabloids has driven drunk numerous times and in fact has been involved in accidents.And let’s not forget that she was caught stealing on tape with no repercussions. Finally she gets popped. What does she do?
She gets caught driving on her suspended license, and she gets caught because shes breaking the law, speeding driving crazy. But, they let her off with a warning. Then she get’s popped a few weeks later, AGAIN!
So she’s blown off the booze classes she was supposed to sign up for. She ignored the suspension of her license completely and was caught twice, she drinks and drives all the time….but somehow this punishment is unfair.
Do I feel in the least bit sorry for her? You figure it out.
May 12th, 2007 at 6:24 am
I hope big Bertha gets a hold of her and . . . wait, Paris would probably like it. Her problem is she’s never paid for her consequences, and even here is probably convinced that the consequences she is paying is not for her own actions but for somebody else’s actions. What she needs is a good ass-kickin’.
May 12th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Nicely done Doc
May 12th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Jenn: I applaud your honesty. . . and your love of partying. What are you doing later?
May 13th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Blogstein,
Come on over and play the Saturday Comeback Challenge on Dating Profiles. You might find Jane a date that way!
Mimi
http://profilesoftheday.blogspot.com
May 14th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Hi! I found you at random just pressing “next” and up you came! You’re damn right about Paris Hilton. How come she gets to swan about for a MONTH until she has to go in? Do they let poor people do that as well? Strangely not. America has a weird sense of justice. Seems to depend on how much cash you have. I keep blogs too. My main one is gledwood2.blogspot - my online diary. The other 2 are video blogs with comedy and music. You’re welcome to drop by any time. I’m online on Gabbly later this evening if you want to say hi - See you there maybe!
Gleds
Gledwood Vol 2