Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday May 29th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

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Dr. B and the glamorous Jane will tackle a very important issue plaguing our society: Douchebaggery.

“DB1” is the man behind the world renowned website Hot Chicks with Douchebags (found at HotChickswithDouchebags.com) and he will be live, on the air with the Radio Happy Hour and taking your calls.

• Jared, our summer intern, taught us how to play “Port-O-Potty Running” at large, outdoor, drunken festivals. (see video below)
  

• Bond’s son is transferring to Towson University which is Dr. B’s alma mater and Jared’s current school.

• 42 is 3 million percent more than 12.

• Radio shows have “listeners” and do not have “viewers.”
  

• Professional video game players in the Championship Gaming Series (CGS) make a base salary of $30K but can earn up to six-figures in prizes.

• Chicks dig gamers. Jane is a chick. Therefore, Jane digs gamers.

• Presidential candidate John Edwards has commendable bathroom hygiene .

• Peg called in to tell us that Bobby Griffin’s controversial blog is back up and running after being under review by Google for possible violations.

All this, and so, so, so much more.

Who knew learning was this much fun?!?

UPDATE: Due to the unpredictability of his job, our serviceman has to reschedule his visit to the Radio Happy Hour. He gave some thin excuse of having to fight a war or something.

We’re still on at 9pm ET with more tricks up our sleeves!

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Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday May 22nd at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

United States Soldier Dominick Noyes will call into the Radio Happy Hour live from Bagram, Afghanistan. Noyes, who was also in Iraq in 2004, will discuss the progress on both fronts, the hope for the future in these nations and if we’re lucky, he may even shoot a terrorist for us live on the air!

Also, Jonathan “Fatal1ty” Wendel, the most recognized video gamer in the world, will explain to Dr. B and Jane how he’s made a career out of playing video games. Fatal1ty will also explain his role in the new Championship Gaming Series (CGS), an international video gaming league which broadcasts to over 100 million homes worldwide.

All that, plus we’ll meet our summer intern, hear about a Taco Bell/Major League Baseball promotion and be joined by Vinny Bond live from his couch.

And of course, you too can be part of the show by calling 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. And if you miss us then, we’re ALWAYS ON at BlogTalkRadio and our Radio Happy Hour affiliates found in the right sidebar.

The video above shows a classic example of a manager/umpire argument. You know, the kind of confrontation that is highlighted by the new men yelling at each other with their faces so close that they are within kissing range. They go at it bill to bill. Spit is surely being sprayed onto each other and they’re most likely quite familiar with each other’s breaths.

My question is this: Why doesn’t this style of arguing exist anywhere other than on a baseball field. Do husbands and wives shout at each other while standing chest to chest? Do buddies get into arguments and go literally nose to nose? We don’t even see fights like this in any other sport. Do they teach this style of debate in the minor leagues?

I’m fairly certain that if I got that close into someone’s face while screaming and pointing, I’d be pushed or punched in seconds flat. I’ll try it the next time the deli guy puts too much butter on my bagel and let you know what happens.

Here is a snippet from an exclusive interview with American Idol backup singer, Sy Smith.

For the full interview, listen to this week’s Radio Happy Hour.

AMERICAN IDOL BACK UP SINGER SY SMITH CALLED INTO THE RADIO HAPPY HOUR! HEAR HER CANDID THOUGHTS ON THIS SEASON AND IDOLS PAST, LIVE FROM THE SET!

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Coming up this week on DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR: (Live on Tuesday May 15th at 9PM ET and forever archived at BlogTalkRadio.)

It’s TV on the Radio Week on the Radio Happy Hour where Dr. Blogstein and the incredibly beautiful and freshly single Jane will discuss all things television.

Cousin Oliver from The Brady Bunch will finally make his long promised appearance on the show after flaking out last week. Robbie Rist, as he’s known as these days, is an accomplished musician who has performed with hundreds of bands, he’s been a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, he’s voiced over dozens of cartoons and video games and even produced a Rock & Roll slasher flick named “Stump The Band.”

Then, Jimmy Cahill of TubeNation.com will break down all the season finales and series curtain calls. Get your complaints about 24, Lost and Grey’s Anatomy ready!

All that, plus updates on our intern search, The Dating Jane and your phone calls at 646-652-4804.

Join us live every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. And if you miss us then, we’re ALWAYS ON at BlogTalkRadio and our Radio Happy Hour affiliates found in the right sidebar. If you don’t listen, the terrorists have won.

The lovely and sultry Jane has officially changed her Friendster profile to indicate her singleness.

That’s right! As announced this week on The Radio Happy Hour, my sexy co-host has officially broken up with her large-handed boyfriend.

But “Big-Hands” loss can be your gain!

Coming up this summer, The Radio Happy Hour and BlogTalkRadio will present THE DATING JANE!

THE DATING JANE, as you can imagine, is virtually the same thing as the old television game-show, The Dating Game, except it will be on the radio and it will star the blond bombshell that makes up the female half of The Radio Happy Hour.

Three bachelors will compete for Jane’s affection and ultimately the source of Jane’s addiction. The winner will go out on a date with Jane, sponsored by BlogTalkRadio and chaperoned by The Radio Happy Hour.

Now, all we need are the bachelors. If you fit THE CRITERIA FOUND AT THIS LINK, please email me a photo and your reasons for why we should choose you to compete.

All entries will be judged by:

• Dr. Blogstein: host of Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour
• Alan Levy: Founder and CEO of BlogTalkRadio
• Vinny Bond: Radio Happy Hour personality and master of the Big Leather Couch

For more details, tune in every Tuesday night at 9PM ET. And if you miss us then, we’re ALWAYS ON at BlogTalkRadio and our Radio Happy Hour affiliates found in the right sidebar.

“Free Paris”

That phrase usually refers to the cost to have sex with her, but now it has a whole new meaning.

Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for driving drunk, driving with a suspended license and driving while an idiot. She probably would have gotten off (no pun intended) easier had she not shown up for her court appointment 20 minutes late, posing for cameras, and giggling throughout.

I have no sympathy for her. In fact, I’m happy about it. It’s ridiculous that little girls look up to this spoiled brat as a role model so it’s about time she’s done something that little girls can learn from. You do something illegal, you get thrown in jail. No matter how pretty, no matter how rich, no matter how slutty–you get locked up!

But unfortunately, her minions and fans just aren’t getting this. Instead, they’re crying out about this “injustice” by passing around a petition to get Paris’ sentence dropped. Only it wasn’t until I read the petition on our buddy Vinny Bond’s site did I get this riled up.

“Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.”

Good lord! That’s just the beginning of the pathetic petition written by and signed by what only can be described as “LOSERS.”

I had to do something about it so I started a movement of my own. A petition to make sure Paris serves her full sentence. Please support this cause:

—–Original Message—–
Date: May 8, 2007 10:36 PM
From: Robbie Rist
To: Dr. Blogstein
Subject: Radio Show

Manymanymanymany apologies.

I am a dumbass.

Was in the middle of working on some soundtrack work for a movie for the Sci-Fi channel and was both completely over involved in what I was doing AND I thought you were gonnna call me (I know, you stated in your e-mail that I should callbut usually when I do these phone interviews, they call me….doy….).

If you aren’t too disappointed, I would like to reschedule.

Again, I am a dumbass. Sorry.

Should we have him on next week or are we too forgiving to those that “Joey G” us?