Could this be our future intern?
—–Original Message—–
Date: Apr 19, 2007 10:29 PM
From: Marisa Miller
To: Dr. Blogstein
Subject: Radio internship
HERES A TIP….DONT SOUND LIKE A FUCKING STALKER OR A HORNY VIRGIN IN YOU ADD AND MAYBE YOU’LL GET MORE THAN ONE RESPONSE, MORON.
UPDATE! 4/20/07 4:33 PM
—–Original Message—–
Date: Apr 20, 2007 12:41 PM
From: Marisa Miller
To: Dr. Blogstein
Subject: apology
I sent an email last night suggesting that you modify your add to not sound like a stalker, and in that email i was extremly rude and out of line. I would like to apologize to you or whomever wrote the initial add. I had no right to use profanity or to call you a moron. sorry again. good luck w/ your search.
April 20th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Nope. Any wit or outstanding display of testicular fortitude was totally hosed by the perma Cap Lock key.
Next!
April 20th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I think you have a winner!
Personally Doc, I thought you sounded more like a horny stalker and a fucking virgin you add.
April 20th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
ha! You know what Al, you’re right. That’s more of what I was going for.
Clearly, no one taught this girl the art of writing a cover letter!
April 20th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I didn’t get the stalker vibe but horny virgin….a little.
April 20th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Not only the ALL CAPS as Starrlight pointed out .. but let’s review:
“virgin in you add…”
ummm “virgin in YOUR AD…”
Now Doc, with this as an intern, anyone could call in and be mistaken for your guest…
OH, sorry.. you do that on your own..
lololololol
April 20th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Doc… the code is not on THE COUCH… I just changed autostart to FALSE …
April 20th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Awesome, Bond! Thank you!
April 20th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Well at least you didnt say, “Please let it be a nappy headed ho”…Cheers!!
April 20th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
I was gonna comment on your post but after reading matt-man’s comment… *spews the dew* BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April 20th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Wow…let the ADDkissing begin!
April 20th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Matt-Man and Starr: Hilarious! A+ comments!
I’m with you, Dixiechick, but I have Coke instead of Mountain Dew.
April 20th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Well what can I say, she pinged my “annoying emo kid” alert
April 21st, 2007 at 12:12 am
Heya, Bond: By the way, I switched the code in the box to autoplay=false
I figure more people would lie it better that way.
Good idea.
Thanks!
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Typical Leftard apologist.
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:25 pm
hahahaha. Jen, you’re nothing if not consistent!