Two Week Warning

We’re just two weeks away from the debut of what will quickly become the best hour on Blog Talk Radio. In honor of the “two week warning,” it’s time for a little tease to a little something to look forward to (a little).

On the first show, which will air live at 9PM ET on Tuesday February 13th (and then forever downloadable) I will tell a somewhat humorous story about myself.

The following are five possible endings to the story that I will tell. Only one of the following is the true ending, the rest I made up and never happened.

You can guess which one is for real, but you wont find out if you were right until you listen to DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR in two weeks!

The possible endings are:

A) Let me tell you, the elderly do NOT have good aim!

B) We barely made it a block before they realized that nobody knew me and I clearly didn’t belong in the limo. Johnny Damon did the honors of kicking me out. He wasn’t gentle.

C) It’s now five years later and they still really believe that the dog ran away.

D) So essentially if I hadn’t stopped him from placing the bet I could have avoided a two week hospital stay and a $500 parking ticket!

E) And it wasn’t until I paid that I noticed the Adam’s apple!

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15 Responses to “Two Week Warning”

  1. Tisha! Says:

    That night’s the night you’re gonna make it happen DOC mi Rey!

    I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it, no no no no no
    I’m about to lose control and I think I like it OH YEAH!
    I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it
    And I know, I know, I know, I know
    I know I want you, I want you!!

    Tisha the TORNADO is B-R-E-W-I-N-G!

    My guess is “E) And it wasn’t until I paid that I noticed the Adam’s apple!” but all the other seem entirely plausible knowing you! LOL

  2. Maryfly Says:

    well if those possible endings are any indication, the show ought to be hysterical!

  3. Starrlight Says:

    Well for your sake I hope it was not the last :P

  4. slaghammer Says:

    Hey doc, my votes on “D.” I want it to be “E” because that answer would definitely be the most mortifying for you, and therefore the most funny for us. It’s not that I want to see you publicly humiliated, it’s just that humor at the expense of another person’s dignity is good clean fun, plain and simple. ;-)

  5. Jenn of the Jungle Says:

    “quickly become the best hour on Blog Talk Radio”. You meant best NON-POLITICAL hour in Blog Talk Radio, I’m sure it was just an oversight on your part. ;)

  6. Dr. Blogstein Says:

    No oversight, Jenn. You guys never shut up so your show rarely ends after an hour. Mine has to otherwise it infringes on my beauty sleep!

  7. dmbmeg Says:

    for a second I thought you meant TWO WEEKS TIL PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT.

    I understand you’re exciting about your radio show, but get your priorities straight, man!

  8. dmbmeg Says:

    and by “exciting”, I meant “excited”. Clearly I need to stop drinking at work.

    Either that or just double check anything I write.

  9. Dr. Blogstein Says:

    I love it when you talk inebriated to me.

  10. Tisha! Says:

    fine ignore tisha

  11. Dr. Blogstein Says:

    Believe me, Tisha, I have a feeling that you’re “not gonna be ignored.”

  12. Jaime Says:

    i can’t wait . . . what was i waiting for?

    “what the fuck is the internet” – Jason Mewes.

  13. Robert Salaam Says:

    I can’t wait!!!

  14. Midwesterner in NYC Says:

    Im guessing B. But good luck with this, should be good.

  15. dtodeen Says:

    I know Doc..you have a cure to shut her up….I mean every show!!

    BTW: I am guessing “E”

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