Due to the overwhelming positive response to my tribute to The Man Bag, you’ve successfully fooled me into thinking that I know something about fashion. And just like everyone else who believes they have their finger on the pulse of style, I’m going to prove it to you by shoving fashion tips down your throat.

Today, I’m going to help you look Meglo-Chic. Let’s face it, the megalomaniac look is in. “We’re here, we cause fear, get used to it!” These bad-ass, terrorist supporting world leaders all must truly be hot under the collar, because all of them are rocking the “no-tie” look.

Check out Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He may be backwards when it comes to human rights, but the man sure is fashion forward. Even when addressing the United Nations, this meglosexual chooses style over a more traditional formal look.

But Ahmablah-blah-blah is not the only nuclear hungry maniac with an eye towards a hip, relaxed look. One only must look east towards North Korea to find another nut job who can’t blame his insanity on a tie cutting off the circulation to his brain.

Kim Jong-Il is always looking relaxed with his open collar look. While the neck-tie industry is really struggling in North Korea, the market for ugly green shirts has never been better.

Even the late mass murdering megalomaniac from Iraq spent the last few years of his life minus the tie. Saddam Hussein, who in his earlier days in power was never caught without the popular neck accessory, lived out his final years in the extreme comfort and freedom of a Meglo-Chic lifestyle. This is, of course, until he was ultimately fitted for the tightest tie of them all.

We’re just two weeks away from the debut of what will quickly become the best hour on Blog Talk Radio. In honor of the “two week warning,” it’s time for a little tease to a little something to look forward to (a little).

On the first show, which will air live at 9PM ET on Tuesday February 13th (and then forever downloadable) I will tell a somewhat humorous story about myself.

The following are five possible endings to the story that I will tell. Only one of the following is the true ending, the rest I made up and never happened.

You can guess which one is for real, but you wont find out if you were right until you listen to DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR in two weeks!

The possible endings are:

A) Let me tell you, the elderly do NOT have good aim!

B) We barely made it a block before they realized that nobody knew me and I clearly didn’t belong in the limo. Johnny Damon did the honors of kicking me out. He wasn’t gentle.

C) It’s now five years later and they still really believe that the dog ran away.

D) So essentially if I hadn’t stopped him from placing the bet I could have avoided a two week hospital stay and a $500 parking ticket!

E) And it wasn’t until I paid that I noticed the Adam’s apple!

THE MAN BAG

Made popular by Jack Bauer in season 5 of 24, this versatile accessory is a must have for all men on the go.

Though roundly ridiculed and laughed at, The Man Bag is as functional as it is stylish. Ofter called a “messenger bag,” The Man Bag gives men the opportunity to carry their daily necessities and important belongings in an over-the-shoulder fashion that up until now, only women enjoyed.

Whether its today’s Wall Street Journal to read on your morning commute or sophisticated weaponry to save the world, The Man Bag is an absolute must for today’s man.

So, everyone, ignore the finger pointing and obnoxious snickering, and forget for a moment that your buddies are questioning your sexuality and join me in a hearty Dr. Blogstein salute of The Man Bag.

“This is the true story, of four sexual predators, who live in a house, work together to rape children and have their sex lives taped, to find out what happens, when people fail to register as sex offenders, and start getting horny. The Perv World.”

This is the one of the most disturbing stories I have ever heard and I thank the new chick in New York for bringing it to my attention.

Its like the Justice League of Pedophiles or the XXX-MEN. Its an elite group of sick creeps living together in a house outside of Phoenix and oh the fun they have.

Take Neil Havens Rodreick II. He’s the classy guy on the left. The man is 29-years-old who somehow pretends to be a 12-year-old seventh grader and even enrolls himself into junior high schools.

But he’s not only scamming the schools, teachers, parents and “playmates” but also two of his roommates!

Robert Snow, 43, and the handsome man to the right, Lonnie Stiffler, 61 (really?!? He looks near 80 to me!) were also under the impression that Rodreick was a young boy. The two men were shocked to find out that the 12-year-old they were having sex with was actually 29-years old! I wonder if they’ll sue.

There was also a fourth scum bag in the house, also a former sex offender who failed to register. His name is Brian Jay Nellis, 34, and for some reason the Associated Press article doesn’t indicate if he was getting any from his roomies.

The four men were arrested January 18, the day after Stiffler, who is clearly the “Hannible” of The gAy-Team, allegedly attempted to enroll Rodreick in the Mingus Springs Charter School as 12-year-old “Casey Price” while posing as Rodreick’s grandfather. I love it when a plan comes together.

Tapes featuring sex with minors were found in the home. I pity the realtor who’s got to sell that house.

Okay, I gotta go shower after writing this story. Please, excuse me.

Its been a while since I’ve shared some of the finest work that the world’s spammer scammers are producing. I received one this morning that was quite intriguing.

The following plays on the deeply religious and charitable (and the incredibly dense and gullible!)

Enjoy:

from rose martins <rose_2@atlas.sk>
reply-to sisterrise <sisterrose_08@yahoo.fr>
date Jan 25, 2007 12:17 PM
subject Beloved In Christ,

Beloved In Christ,

Greetings in name of our Lord Jesus Christ. I am Mrs Rose Martins Toyo,69 years old widow & a new Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of the blood (Leukaemia According to my doctor my condition is critical and I might not survive.

Although as a christian,I beleive God and I know that I will not die,but will live to declare the glory of God. My late husband (Dr.Martins Hugo Toyo )and my only son were killed during the (ABIDJAN- BOUAKE) Crisis some years back(take a look)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3993265.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3995429.stm

Our Lord Jesus Christ is my only comforter.

I have the sum of Five million,One hundred thousand US Dollars($5.1m) The fund is presently deposited with a financial company for security reasons and all the documents concerning the fund are in the custody of my lawyer.

I inherited the money from my late husband who was an industralist and international businessman. I have prayed concerning this donation for God’s guidance and if in your heart you geniunely and faithfully desire-to use this fund for the propagation of God’s work in any form whether for charity, ministry, evangelical work or otherwise in relation to God’swork, do get in -touch with me for further arrangements with my lawyer on how you will receive myCharity donation.

God bless you once again and as you receive,give and give God all the Glory.

Remain blessed in the Lord

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Rose Martins Toyo
DIVINE CALL.

This past weekend, I revealed on Blog Talk Radio’s “My Point Radio” that our new radio show, DR. BLOGSTEIN’S RADIO HAPPY HOUR will debut on Tuesday February 13th at 9:00 pm ET and will air each Tuesday night at 9.

Today, I unveil the show’s logo, as designed by181 Design: Where your entire graphic and web design needs can be met! Need pricing for your project? Contact 181 Design for a free quote

Well, I suppose when you deal with a ruthless enemy of “Truth, Justice and the American Way” you’re bound to get burned. I learned that first hand this morning when a press release came across my desk in the Dr. Blogstein Newsroom.

Someone currently unknown
1-2

Senator Barack Obama
8-1

Condoleezza Rice

Colin Powell*

30-1

Oprah Winfrey
30-1

Lt. Governor Michael S. Steele
35-1

Representative Charles Rangel
300-1

Benson Dubois
350-1

Rev. Al Sharpton
1000-1

*suggested by Matt

(RIPON, CA) Disgraced California Pastor, Randall “Father Felony” Radic, announced today that he signed a deal with Ephemera Bound publishers of Fargo, ND to publish his memoir, “The Sound of Meat”. The book will be released on June 30, 2007.

Radic, who made national news back in 2005 for fraudulently selling the deed to church out from under his congregation, had been on a quest for nearly a year to get his life story published.

His goal of getting published took a step in the right direction when web sensation Dr. Blogstein made public an introductory email that Radic had sent him.

What followed were several appearances on www.DrBlogstein.com, including an exclusive interview last July. Radic’s story was also picked up by respected publishing blogs Grumpy Old Bookman and Books, Inq.

Up until now, “The Sound of Meat” was only available as an e-book through Cool Publications.

Related Links:

*The 1st email*
*Who is Daddy Radic?*
*The Exclusive Interview*
*Radic needs an agent*
*CBS 13 in Sacramento covering the story*
*Randall Radic’s website*

Psychics are frauds. I’ve never believed them and have always hated how they take advantage of people by preying on their grief. I have always felt that if I were psychic and able to speak to the dead that there is no way that I would charge people to talk to their relatives that have passed. If I were given that gift, I would pass it on to others as a gift. If I wanted to make money off of my talent, I’d join the CIA or FBI.

Why do I bring this up? Well it has to do with one of the kidnapped boys that was recovered in Missouri last week and Howard Stern.

Huh?

Believe it or not, the story I’m about to relay to you was brought to my attention by yesterday’s Howard Stern Show. It was brought to Stern’s attention by yesterday’s New York Daily News. As you can see, I’m bringing you yesterday’s news–its a wonder you all keep coming back here.

As you know by now, two kidnapped Missouri boys were found alive last week. One of those boys, Shawn Hornbeck, was brought home after being gone for almost 4 years! Well, according to Howard and the Daily News, back in February 2003, four months after Shawn disappeared, psychic Sylvia Browne appeared on The Montel Williams Show and told the boy’s parents that she believed their son was “no longer with us.”

She went on to tell them that his body could be found in a wooded area 20 miles from their Richwoods, Mo., home, near two large jagged boulders.

Apparently, Browne’s “vision” of his death caused search teams to redirect their efforts and drew dozens of calls from the public who believed they lived near the woods matching Browne’s descriptions.

Browne then “offered” to continue to help the family for $700 a consultation. What a sweet woman.

She knew how these missing children cases usually turn out and she went with the odds. Doing so, she impeded the search for Shawn (though that says as much about the police as it does about Browne) and messed with the hopes of his family. HOW DARE SHE!

She is a fraud. A charlatan. And she should be ashamed of herself. Check this out, as it seems others agree.

And if you’re still not sold, watch this!