RUN DMZ
(One) day when I was chillin’ in Pyongyang City
Just mindin’ my business, seein’ if Korean chicks are pretty
This dude walked by lookin’ weird and kind of crazy
I’d ask him what he wants if I wasn’t so damn lazy
He wore funny glasses, and his hair was all effed up
Well, now I had to know, “Yo, yo, buddy what is up?“
The man said “Yeah“, then he answered kind of calm
He said, “I’m nutty, not your buddy and got an A-Bomb!“
Kim Jong Illin’
This dude walked by lookin’ weird and kind of crazy
I’d ask him what he wants if I wasn’t so damn lazy
He wore funny glasses, and his hair was all effed up
Well, now I had to know, “Yo, yo, buddy what is up?“
The man said “Yeah“, then he answered kind of calm
He said, “I’m nutty, not your buddy and got an A-Bomb!“
Kim Jong Illin’
October 15th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
ha ha! Thats a good one!
October 16th, 2006 at 1:56 am
I would recommend against rapping in the future…
…In a completely unrelated note, Kim Jong looks a little like my 8th grade math teacher as a man…
… also my word verification was marhx
October 16th, 2006 at 2:13 am
as in Karl “Marhx”?!? Coincidence??
October 17th, 2006 at 1:28 am
Creepy old dude.
October 17th, 2006 at 6:53 am
Damn, I leave town for a couple of days and all hell breaks loose. I’ll have a talk with Kim and get all of this straightened out.
October 17th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Your poetry is.. pretty?
October 17th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Pretty is what I ws going for. Thank you.
(word verification: “stirkdu”)
October 17th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
Message from Kim Jong Il: Prease cease and desist. I have tord you too many times to stop rapping about me, I fink I can write my own.
Rove,
KJI
October 17th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
I’m laughing at you. Not with you.
October 17th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
That’s fine, omninaïf. Feel free never to come back. I know your blog doesn’t interest me any.
October 18th, 2006 at 2:16 am
I didn’t rip your blog, just your rapping.
October 18th, 2006 at 2:19 am
oh. ok. I like you again.
Ooops.
October 27th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Dat be fly dope shit y’all be kickin in da hood…err…or something. Either way, I laughed my ass of. This really needs to be done with Pol Pot…seriously.
October 27th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
What rhymes with Pol Pot?