Make Love, Not Jihad
I know it’s been joked about before, but its time to take it seriously. Al Qaeda needs to get laid.
Islamic Fundamentalists have deprived themselves from vices for way too long. Do you think they’d be this angry if they were allowed to indulge in sex, drugs and alcohol? Of course not. Would they be plotting to destroy the western world if their women weren’t covered up from head to toe? No.
They’re your fat friend who is so nasty and cranky all the time because they’re not getting any. Al Qaeda wants to destroy us because they’re so damn jealous. In the Muslim world, you need to blow yourself up in the name of Allah to get your shot at 72 virgins. Here in America, all you need are SAT scores high enough to get you into college.
We’re fighting this war all wrong. We need to bring vice to the dessert. We need to give new meaning to “The Gaza Strip.” We need to loosen up these wackos and show them how to enjoy life.
I mean, look at Jenna Jameson, who is probably the cover girl for Infidel Magazine. Just look at her.
Wow.
I’ve lost my point.
Oh, yes, look at Jenna. If Bin Laden saw that this existed, don’t you think he’d think twice about what kind of life he was fighting for?
October 29th, 2006 at 12:26 am
Good observation Dr. B. My question is how do they manage to procreate now? Perhaps on laundry day when the sheets are being washed?
October 29th, 2006 at 3:10 am
It’s a great privelege to be able to exercise freedom of choice. And with the two before me, I believe I am going to have to pick # 2 for $20.00 Dr. B.
October 29th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
I think I speak for everyone when I say, “huh?!?”
October 30th, 2006 at 6:28 am
You may very well have a point there. I read that one of Osama’s ex-sex-slaves, a Sudanese poet named Kola Boof, said that Bin Laden wanted to knock off Bobby Brown so he could have Whitney Houston all to himself.
October 30th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Well, looks like Whitney is all yours now, bin bin.