Lex Luthor: Confusing as Hell
Last week, I brought you the option of whether or not we want to hear from super-villain look-a-like Edmond McGuyer about his budding business ShopFromHomepage.com. My readers spoke and asked for more “Lex Luthor” and while I don’t have the interview yet, I do have more “Lex Luthor.”
Once again, I need help from you the reader. This time, not to decide if I should pursue a story, but I need your help to figure out what in the bloody hell this guy is talking about in his latest email to me. And here I thought it couldn’t get any wierder than Father Felony…
From: Edmond mcguyer
To: drblogstein@gmail.com
Date: Oct 26, 2006
4:46 PM
Subject: Lex LuthorLast week I came to you for help because I knew that you could help me. After you spoke of World Domination and Lex Luthor, something happened. I’m not sure what you did, but I just wanted your advice and help. Now I have Lex Luthor on my ass!!
I did not know you are sometimes a mad scientist. Perhaps I need to tell the world of what you have created. Should I go on to my mentor, Dr. Blogstein, and let all who will listen know that Lex is out again and he is interested in not only dominating ShopFromHomepage, but the Top Blog spot as well!
Edmond, I mean, Lex Luthor
Huh?!?
After I read that, I discovered this: http://takingoverthewebonecityatatime.blogspot.com/ and I quote:
Long ago, I was cast into darkness by a very impressive adversary for his day, but his time was no longer. After Edmond McGuyer went to visit a doctor, the famous Dr. B, it seems that something went terribly wrong and a dichotomy was unleashed on the world: something no one was ready for. Lex Luthor came to be after Dr. B. and Edmond were discussing how to best handle the pressures of World Domination. With that, Lex Luthor has been unleashed to reign again. What happened Dr. B? I just wanted some help and advice. It’s not like I need this dude in my head!! Help!
I think I echo the mad man when he says, “Help!”
October 27th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
You have the ability to summon a supervillian like Lex Luthor? I had NO idea you were so powerful, Doc.
Can you do me a solid, and sic Luthor on the St. Louis Cardinals? Have him wreak a little havoc? It’d be much appreciated…
October 27th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Confusing, yes… but he is kind of hot in a Lex Lutherish kinda way.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Big Al: I really have no idea how the Cardinals are doing this. They are one helluva annoying team. I’ll see if Lex Luthor can do something to them but I’m afraid Tony LaRussa may be more evil than Luthor.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Lex Luthor: Have you seen what Ma said? Want me to set something up?!?
October 27th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Dear Dr. Doctor,
You created me! You unleashed me! Ma is hot, but right now I’m a little busy with plans to take over the world. And maybe, maybe I can do something about the St Louis Cardinals too! Who knows where this is all going to lead.
October 28th, 2006 at 3:26 am
This is truly bizarre and gave me a headache. Does the Dr. prescribe medication???
October 28th, 2006 at 6:34 am
I don’t know what to say but there must be somebody out there that does. Somebody with a mind capable of wrapping itself around such chaos. A person with the ability to weave a cloak of order from the tangled threads of turmoil. I feel an idea forming in my head. I’ll get back to you on that.
October 28th, 2006 at 4:12 pm
Mimi: If you want medication, I can help you out with that but if you want it to come with a prescription you’ll have to go elsewhere.
Orhan: Word
Slagger: I’m counting on you or Father Felony to make some sense of this guy’s ramblings.