Smartest Man Alive Reveals Himself!
This just in to the Dr. Blogstein newsroom…The smartest man alive has revealed himself on a website called “The Bestest Blog of All-Time” early this morning.
“Alex” who is known for his own website named R2K unexpectedly demonstrated his extreme genius with statements such as “Dr. Blogstein, found in the funny blogs section, is likely almost too funny for the category” and “The blogosphere is full of strange and sarcastic pages but few are actually consistently funny and clever. “
These brilliant and incredibly accurate statements led The Bestest Blog of All-Time to proclaim yours truly The Bestest Blog of the Day! (Personally, I think I deserve a whole week, if not a month and a half.)
Dr. Blogstein wasn’t immediately available for comment–heck, who am I kidding–Dr. Blogstein thinks this in an awesome honor, he thanks Alex and The Bestest Blog of All-Time and acknowledges how obnoxious it is to be referring to himself in the third person. He just doesn’t give a crap, for today he is THE BESTEST!
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August 24th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
ha! who are you trying to kid. in these kinds of situations, third person is the ONLY way to refer to ones self. its only one step below in superiority ratings than refering to ones self in the plural.
we deam your post as totally appropriate.
August 24th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Serena: Dr. Blogstein appreciates your words and he notes that if he can figure out how to refer to himself in the plural he’ll do so from now on.
August 24th, 2006 at 10:55 pm
Yaxlich would like to congratulate Dr Blogstein on his prolific award.
He had read some of Dr Blogsteins posts and chuckled.
However he would like to know who this third person is.
August 24th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
It’s about time. Congrats, even though I haven’t been here that long. Seems like all the blogs I read are winning Bestest Blog.
August 24th, 2006 at 11:32 pm
The third person could actually be you, Yax. Chew on that for a moment!
and Crimson, if you’re the good luck charm then thank you. If you aren’t, then quit bragging about your good taste.
August 25th, 2006 at 2:03 am
Congratulations Dr. B., Your blog is the antithesis of mine. As mine is mostly negative in flavor, I enjoy reading yours as a way to lighten up a bit. I just can’t find it in me to write from a humorous angle. It must be all the years of being beaten down. Your humor and my sarcasm could make a great team. Like Batman and Robin, or Tom and Jerry or maybe even Bonnie and Clyde. Perhaps I need a little of the Drs’therapy? should I remove this gun from my mouth while you analyze me?
August 25th, 2006 at 2:11 am
Thanks, 12th, but which one of us would be Bonnie?
August 25th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Just to say HELLO !
Happy to visit your blog.
Greetings from Belgium.
Reno
August 25th, 2006 at 11:01 am
Congratulations on your award Dr Blogstein. No doubt it made your day! Makes all that hard effort worth it, I think.
August 26th, 2006 at 4:05 am
: P
One need look no longer for a funny blog.
You have arrived. Dr. B is the place, right now is the time.
August 27th, 2006 at 5:29 am
You are truly the BESTEST Dr. B!!! Keep it up!!
And I did love the whole third person thing, haha.
August 27th, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Thanks to all of you! I think you’re all bestester than me.