What does "annoying" smell like?
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006
As if Yankees fans weren’t obnoxious enough, now they’re all going to smell like Derek Jeter. (though some may argue that it will be a welcome change from the usual Bleacher Creature body odor mixed with Budweiser aroma that surrounds fans of the Damn Yankees.)
Avon Products Inc. has signed the New York Yankees shortstop to a deal in which it will create a men’s fragrance called Driven — “reflecting the unique personality of one of the most driven men in America,” according to a news release from the company.
Hopefully, other Yankees will also be coming out with grooming products. Here are some suggestions:
The Big Unit’s mustache groomer allows for maximum face coverage for the extremely ugly.
Jason Giambi’s cream will keep your skin fresh even while on steroids.
Jorge’s Ear Neutralizer helps fight the effects of “Dumbo” ears.
By the way, Jeter’s fragrance comes out in November so in a few months we’ll know what fair weather fans smell like.
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