The Network Worthy Hypothesis
Man! I thought Phil Collins was big time.
I mean, he was Genesis! Sussudio! A freakin’ Groovy Kind of Love!
Now, I hear he’s dating Dana Tyler. Don’t get me wrong, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Dana Tyler, the news anchor for CBS 2, the local CBS affiliate in New York City. In fact, I should one day be lucky enough to date a weekend traffic reporter. But for Phil Collins?!? When did his career go bad? I thought he’d be Network Worthy, not dipping into the local news talent pool.
Would you expect Marc Cohn of Walking in Memphis fame (by the way, what the hell does “Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale” mean?) to be Network Worthy? Neither would I, but he’s married to ABC’s Elizabeth Vargas. Weird, right? I thought so.
How about Dan Senor, who worked in Iraq as a spokesperson for and senior advisor to U.S. Ambassador Paul Bremer? I would guess he’d be limited to local news chicks, and I’d probably guess he’d have to stick to small markets. But I’d be wrong! Senor is married to NBC’s Campbell Brown!
I’m sorry but Cohn and Senor are not Network Worthy. They’re out of their league!
The Governator–now HE’S Network Worthy and he lived up to it by marrying NBC’s Maria Shriver.
Alan Greenspan too. Though he may not look it, his power made him 
Network Worthy and probably helped land him NBC’s Andrea Mitchell.
So, in conclusion, while I’m aware that I have yet to make a point and acknowledge that there is no discernible point forthcoming, I have entertained myself by examining the Network Worthy hypothesis. And if I can entertain just one person with my writing, I pray that it be me.
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