Congratulations, it’s a human!
The train wreck commonly referred to as TomKat now has a baby to raise. 
The former girl next door Katie Holmes has given birth to her short, Scientologist fiance, Tom Cruise’s baby and though we have not seen proof, we are told its human…and a girl.
The most anticipated baby since Britney and K-Fed procreated comes into this world in Los Angeles, weighing in at 7 pounds, 7 ounces and is 20 inches in length. Her name is Suri.
“Suri” means “princess” in Hebrew and “red rose” in Persian. And in English, its close enough to “sorry” which is how we all feel for the little girl.
This has been a Dr. Blogstein Special Report
TomKat, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Scientology, gossip, Celebrities, Entertainment
April 19th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
No, not human, scientologist dwarf maybe, but certainly not human.
April 19th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
A German yellow press paper titled that Cruise was going to eat the afterbirth. Now how’s that for breakfast. Ewwwww
On that photo you posted Katie looks like a teenager who met his star. She’s living a dream. I just hope she won’t wake up to a nightmare.
April 19th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
I’m not sure what a German yellow press paper is but I’d sure like to subscribe.
April 20th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
Reports now say that after Mommy, the baby is already the 2nd tallest one in the family.
April 21st, 2006 at 12:48 am
ha! Funny, Nuke!