Archive for April, 2006

Miss Blogger 06! Nominee #10: Sarcomical

Saturday, April 29th, 2006


A quick note before I undress the tenth and final nominee (did I say “undress”? I meant unveil) for DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!© :

As the rules state “Dr. Blogstein reserves the right to add rules whenever he thinks of them,” I’ve been convinced, through multiple emails from multiple readers, that the voting process should be open to the masses and not just by a select group of judges. So, with apologies to all those ready and willing male bloggers to whom I promised a coveted judging role, I’ve installed a voting poll to the left. You may vote as often as you like. The polls will remain open until Midnight GMT on Sunday May 21st.


Now, she’s sarcastic. She’s comical. She’s Sarcomical, the tenth and final nominee for DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!©

Her blog is named Sarcomical, and while I’m sure she has a real name, couldn’t find it anywhere on her site. But, truth be told, I didn’t look very hard as I was distracted by her stunning and natural beauty.

What I noticed when browsing her site, is that even when she’s not trying (see left), she looks quite alluring which says to me that you wont be kicking yourself when you wake up next to her in the morning.

Also, one of the finest features on Sarcomical (the site, not the girl) is that she isolates all the pictures for you at one handy link, this way you don’t need to wade through the drivel to check her out!

She gives new meaning to the phrase “last but not least.” Sarcomical is rising to the top of my list of contenders to be DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!©

Your choices, again, are:

Sarcomical,
Jennifer Solow,
Erin S.,
Zany Sports Lady,
Cinthia, Kathryn,
Tracy Kaufman,
Wee-Leng,
Blue Devilyn,
or
Danette

Now, get your vote on!
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Creative Spam 4: Interview with the Spampire

Saturday, April 29th, 2006

Word has gotten out. I am a sought after commodity. It seems to have gotten to the point of receiving job offers via email!

—–Original Message—–
From: “Brant Lin”
To: Dr. Blogstein
Sent: Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:47 PM
Subject: Great Job Offer ID: 88791239905

Good day!levin inboard

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Message ID: 7262532369440

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Shock and Guffaw

Friday, April 28th, 2006

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Miss Blogger 06! Nominee #9: Jennifer Solow

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Before I introduce (make that, reacquaint) you to our 9th nominee for DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!© I would like to make it perfectly clear that this is NOT a mercy nomination.

The fact that I received this email yesterday:

—– Original message —–
From: “Jennifer Solow” <jennifer@jennifersolow.com>
To: “Blogstein” <drblogstein@fastmail.us>
Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:05:41
Subject: Your mission, Blogstein…

A mission should you chose to take it…

My numbers are WAAAAAAYYYYYY down on Amazon. I am about 24,000 number LOWER than that Harvard girl with the million dollar advance who just admitted to plagiarizing her book.

I mean, c’mon…that’s so wrong. I’m in The New York Times on Friday and I NEED my Amazon page to be buzzing with comments, chat, anything to get people moving and shaking on there. Who better than Blogstein to rally the completely irrational troops?

Can you do it Blogstein?

had no impact on giving Jennifer Solow more bandwidth even after I wasted internet space on her here and here and here and then again here.

Jennifer Solow does fit the necessary requirements for this contest and is a true nominee. And she might be our most famous (at least in her own mind)!

Her blog is The Famous Author Chronicles yet instead of being about a famous author, its about Jennifer Solow.

I kid, but Solow did write a book and a mighty popular one as well. Popular enough, that her book, The Booster, will be getting a write up in tomorrow’s New York Times, certainly no easy feat.

Also not an easy feat is missing her unbelievable body and her apparent love of wearing short shorts. After all, DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!© is exclusively about looks, so really, who cares what she writes or what the New York Times thinks about what she writes–I want to know what Michiko Kakutani thinks about Solow’s legs!

Will Jennifer Solow be named DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!©? Well that’s up to our judges. But if you ask my opinion, I think we’ve seen enough of this chick already. Would you all buy her book so she’ll stop bugging me?!?

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Tony Snow to be White House press secretary

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

Multiple sources are reporting tonight that Fox News commentator Tony Snow has decided to accept the White House press secretary’s job.

For those of you who is not familiar with the job, The White House Press Secretary is a senior White House official with a rank one step below Cabinet level.

The Press Secretary is the primary spokesperson for the Administration. In other words, nothing will really change in Snow’s job description.

UPDATE 4/30: a funny cartoon brought to you by cantkeepquiet.com
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