In, and then, Behind Bars
Look out Bush Twins, Texas has started sending undercover agents into bars to arrest people for being drunk.
Arresting people for being drunk…IN A BAR?!? On the surface, this seems ridiculous. I mean, what’s next, arresting fat people in McDonald’s? But when you stop and think about it, it makes complete sense.
Obviously, the idea behind it is to cut down on accidents and crime on the street outside of bars and pubs and who wouldn’t support that? But also, who doesn’t hate that guy who can’t hold his liquor? He’s stumbling all over the place, bumping into you, knocking chairs over, slurring his way through lame pick up lines while wiping drool off of his chin. I would LOVE to see that guy locked up. And throw away the key! In fact, knowing that eventually he’ll be dragged away by the cops will certainly reduce my temptation to kick his ass.
But on top of all that, arresting drunk people and plucking them out of bars will surely put an end to ugly people mating. Anyone out there not agree that their bar going experience would be greatly enhanced knowing that when last call rolls around you wont be seeing the short bald guy making out with the 200 pound chick with the hairy mole?
Didn’t think so.
law, Drunk, drinking, alcohol, arrest, Crime, Texas
