Man, that Lost show is good. I wish I understood more of it.

For those of you who don’t watch the ABC program Lost, you may not get this post. Heck, you may not even get this post if you do watch Lost! Its one confusing, twisty and turny show!

Two of the biggest twists this season have been, interestingly enough, race related. Who would have thought Bernard, the sweet older black woman’s missing husband, would have ended up being white?!? And then, last night, what a shocker to find out that Henry Gale was a black man?!? And wasn’t “Henry Gale” a character from the Wizard of Oz? What a deep program, but I’ll be damned to know what it all means!

Also, last night, the hatch went into spontaneous lockdown for no apparent reason and Locke’s legs got wedged under one of the metallic panels (see, you kinda have to watch the show in order for that last sentence not to sound like the ravings of a mad man.) Then, as part of the lockdown, a black light was turned on revealing what appeared to be The Da Vinci Code on the wall. What the heck was that all about? Anyone know? Please reveal! Somebody help me, I’m Lost!

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Just as Charlie Brown was in love with the the Little Red-Haired Girl, so is Dr. Blogstein. I mean, who doesn’t love a red head? They’re so rare, so original and usually cute as a button. Our fourth nominee for DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!© is no exception.

Meet the lovely Tracy Kaufman and her unattractively titled blog The Three-Toed Sloth.

Tracy is a big city gal as she describes her location as “Manhattan by Day, Brooklyn by Night.” It means she must be tough, but there is no way of knowing that just by looking at her.

Check out her sweet and innocent smile and what appears to be a hickey on her neck. It screams “I’m friendly” and “I might make out with you.”

She’s the adorable girl next door who draws cute stick figure cartoons and evidently loves “Whole Foods like goats love tin cans.” (Whatever the hell that means?!?)

Have we found DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!© in Tracy Kaufman? Its way too early to tell. But keep those nominations coming–you have until May 1st…

Blogging, Blog, sexy, Babes, girls, Women, contest, New York City, Brooklyn, red head

I’m hurt.

This is a very difficult post for me to write because I’m so hurt.

Way back on March 15, I was suffering from a from a condition known as writer’s block. But being the dedicated blogger that I am and knowing that you all expect daily cleverness from Dr. Blogstein, I worked through the problem the only way I knew how: By poking fun at lame websites across the Blogosphere.

One of those lame websites was A Mommy Story, which basically consists of pictures of cute little Cordy (and who can deny her overwhelming cuteness?) and stories regaling the cute things that she may have done that day. Think Kathy Lee Gifford and a “Cody and Cassidy” blog.

I made light-hearted fun, and even shared some banter with Christina, the actual Mommy of A Mommy Story in the comment section and everyone went home happy.

Or so I thought!

Today on A Mommy Story, Mommy makes mention of my post in a captivating expose on the difference between mommy blogs and mom blogs. I commend her, it was a good use of my post. My post was relevant to what she was writing about, and reading her article actually made me change my stance on the value of her kind of blogging. And, now everyone went home happy.

Or so she thought!

What followed was a constant barrage of disparaging comments that really hurt my sensitive feelings.

Comments that include “dutch” who said: “god that dork who put a picture of cordy as an example of a waste of internet space has such a lame blog. so boring…what some jerk watched on television the night before just doesn’t interest most people.” No? It doesn’t? Tell that to your favorite blogger, Mommy.

Then, “barbara” says: “The dude that put you in his blog, really if you think about it, has really nothing else going on in his life, but to make fun of others. Read his profile, YAAAAAWWWNNNN…what a shocker.” The same “barbara” whose profile begins “A Native Tacoma girl, born here, lived in Vancouver area until my Junior year,until moving back in 1986.” I know you’re all dying to hear what happens next in bab’s life.

Who knew moms could be so cruel?!? I mean, I knew they could send me off to bed wth no dessert or lock me in the garage for three days until I apologize for hiding Grandpa’s teeth but this Attack of the Mommies has caught me off guard and really hurt my feelings. I’m telling my mommy on you!

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Today we feature the our third nominee for DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!© and her name is Wee-Leng.

“W-L,” as I’ll call her until she demands that I stop, is from Kuala Lumpur, the stunningly beautiful capital city of Malaysia. And for those of you who have no idea where Malaysia is, consult a map as I will not be a substitute for the education that you’re clearly lacking.

W-L’s blog is called Lights, Camera, Action and for a girl’s blog, its surprisingly guy friendly. Topless women, discussion of porn and a fascination with camel toe are just some of the things that you’ll find at Lights, Camera, Action that may cause you to wonder whether W-L truly is a girl. But then you see her and wonder no more.

Clearly, W-L not only stands for Wee-Leng, but also “Whatta Lady” and “We Likey!” Check out that oh so glorious view, not to mention the South China Sea in the background. There is little doubt that W-L will provide stiff competition to her fellow nominees in the quest to be named DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!©

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Just because your dad has spent time in front of Americans, addressing the country as President of the United States, does not make you qualified to be be an expert on world affairs. And, no, I’m not talking about Dubya.

Sitcom star Charlie Sheen, whose father, Martin, has served two terms as fictional Democratic President Josiah Bartlett on NBC’s The West Wing, is suspicious over the government’s explanation for the September 11th attacks in 2001.

Sheen told Alex Jones (who?) of the GCN Radio Network (what?), “It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box-cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75 per cent of their targets, that feels like a conspiracy theory. It raises a lot of questions. “

“It is up to us to reveal the truth,” continued Sheen. “We owe it to everybody’s life who was drastically altered, horrifically that day and forever. We owe it to them to uncover what happened.”

Umm, Charlie, it seems to me that a gambling addicted, Heide Fleiss customer would not be part of the “us” you describe that should be responsible for revealing “the truth.” Especially when the star of Hot Shots! Part Deux says that the planes that hit the World Trade Center didn’t look like airliners.

“I said to my brother… ‘Did it sort of look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition?’ “

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, no matter how dopey they or their opinions are. But journalists and interviewers have got to stop asking Hollywood stars questions about current events and world affairs. It shouldn’t matter what a Charlie Sheen or a Barbra Streisand say about anything other than playing Rick ‘Wild Thing’ Vaughn or why you don’t bring me flowers or sing me love songs anymore.

Putting too much importance into what these people have to say is asinine and its how California ended up with The Terminator beating Gary Coleman and porn star Mary Carey in their gubernatorial election!

Bush, News, Hollywood, September 11th, World Affairs, Terrorism, Charlie Sheen, media

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Way back on Tuesday, we announced that we’ll be taking nominees for DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!© and already 4,632 nominations have poured into Dr. Blogstein Headquarters (though I may have miscounted…by a substantial amount.)

The announcement on Tuesday coincided with our first nominee profile of Danette. You can see all nominee profiles listed in the right hand sidebar. We will periodically profile a nominee until May 1 when the nomination period ends and the judging process begins.

Now is as good a time as any to profile our next nominee, especially after I’ve already typed out the title of this entry.

Blue Devilyn is a Duke fan engaged to a UNC Tarheel. She describes that wild and crazy life in her blog titled Engaged to a Carolina Tarhole. Despite her poor choice in college hoops teams, there is nothing hotter than a girl who loves sports…right?

WRONG! There is nothing hotter than a girl who loves sports EXCEPT a girl who loves sports and looks like this:

What a smile! (Move your eyes up a little bit, you’ll see it…THERE YA GO!)

Could Blue Devilyn be DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!©? That remains to be seen. In the meantime, here are some more pictures of her that also remain to be seen.

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Look out Bush Twins, Texas has started sending undercover agents into bars to arrest people for being drunk.

Arresting people for being drunk…IN A BAR?!? On the surface, this seems ridiculous. I mean, what’s next, arresting fat people in McDonald’s? But when you stop and think about it, it makes complete sense.

Obviously, the idea behind it is to cut down on accidents and crime on the street outside of bars and pubs and who wouldn’t support that? But also, who doesn’t hate that guy who can’t hold his liquor? He’s stumbling all over the place, bumping into you, knocking chairs over, slurring his way through lame pick up lines while wiping drool off of his chin. I would LOVE to see that guy locked up. And throw away the key! In fact, knowing that eventually he’ll be dragged away by the cops will certainly reduce my temptation to kick his ass.

But on top of all that, arresting drunk people and plucking them out of bars will surely put an end to ugly people mating. Anyone out there not agree that their bar going experience would be greatly enhanced knowing that when last call rolls around you wont be seeing the short bald guy making out with the 200 pound chick with the hairy mole?

Didn’t think so.

law, Drunk, drinking, alcohol, arrest, Crime, Texas

(For Immediate Release) March 21, 2006–Dr. Blogstein announced today that he will now be taking nominations for DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!©

MISS BLOGGER 06!© will be awarded this summer to the World Wide Web’s most attractive female blogger. Please send your nominations in via email or in the comment section below. I will periodically feature those nominated.

Please follow these rules and regulations, all of which are subject to change at my whim.

• You may nominate yourself or somebody else.
• Only females will be considers.
• Nominated bloggers must have an active blog.
• Nominated bloggers must have their picture present on said blog. The picture must be of them and not of a random celebrity or cartoon version of themselves.
• Nominated bloggers will be judged solely and exclusively on looks.
• Dr. Blogstein reserves the right to include or disqualify any nomination at his inconsistent and irrational discretion.
• Dr. Blogstein reserves the right to add rules whenever he thinks of them.
• Dr. Blogstein is not above taking bribes, especially, but not exclusively of a monetary or sexual nature.

The nomination period will end on May 1, 2006 at which point the judging process will begin. Good luck, and now allow me to submit the first nomination DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!©

Her name is Danette and I think I’m in love. Denette’s blog, cleaverly titled Danette’s Blog is fairly unreadable due to the fact that it covers boring topics such as her new cell phone and how much she misses her boyfriend, but she is quite the looker.

The photo she provides on her blog is nice (left) but she also provides a link to her Flickr.com collection where there are several other nice shots (including the beautiful one below.) Beware though as there is a photo of her and her boyfriend that kind of ruins the mood a little.

Is Danette DR. BLOGSTEIN’S MISS BLOGGER 06!© ? We shall see..

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