British Blogger Fancies Blue Collar Babe
UNITED KINGDOM–British blogger Seb Carrol stunningly announced his infatuation with his female plumber today on his blog, “Seb’s Blag.”
Carrol describes his plumber, whose name is Amber, as being “very, very slim” and having “the most beautiful eyes and facial bone structure.” He goes on to say, “she’s very boyish, and blissfully unaware of her beauty.” Suspiciously, he neglects to mentio
n how she handles a plunger nor does he describe any work she’s done on his pipes, though he does say “she’s very polite, very thorough, and always goes the extra mile.”
In what seems to be more than a crush, Carol (right) claims that if he were just 10 years younger he would ask for Amber’s hand in marriage.
Dr. Blogstein will keep you updated on any developments and hopes to bring you the first pictures of Amber the Plumber.
NOT Amber the Plumber
February 25th, 2006 at 9:38 pm
ROTFLMAO!!
Spot on, Doc!
SC, I think you’ll be keeping Angel very busy as your Press Secretary!
February 25th, 2006 at 9:53 pm
Superbly written, Doctor Blogstein. A masterpiece, a work of genius. Ahem. I feel a referral to the Writers’ Guild coming on. How much did you say you want that cheque making out to? Or would you prefer cash?
Please rest assured that Amber’s plunging action is second to none, but she *coughing fit* hasn’t done any work on my pipes, sadly. Yet.
By the way, where did you get that pic of the babelicious babe with the hard hat?
February 25th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
It took heavy google research to get that picture–you wouldn’t believe (or maybe you would believe) what comes up when you search for “sexy plumber” Yikes!
February 25th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
Ha ha, I think I probably would believe it, Doc. I’m constantly amazed by the risque material that keeps popping up each time I accidentally type something completely innocent, like ‘nice buns’…
February 26th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
…you wouldn’t believe what comes up when you search for “sexy plumber” Yikes!
Eeeeeww! Super Mario porn.
My eyes, my poor eyes!
February 26th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Do I have to do damage control here? Or maybe you can fly me over to UK so that I can find out more about this plunger, oops, plumber babe….
*sigh* I don’t go online for one day and my “boss” starts creating headlines in other people’s blogs. *sigh*
February 27th, 2006 at 12:24 am
I’m sorry Angel, I didn’t mean to, honest. It just sort of happened. Me and Doc were having a bit of a laugh about it, and before I knew it, it was all over the front pages. How much am I owing you for that by the way Doc? Ooops, I mean, isn’t that right Doc?
Phew! Does that get me off the hook, Angel? You’re one tough Press Secretary!
February 27th, 2006 at 1:10 am
Your infatuation with a plumber can now be classified as an international incident!
February 27th, 2006 at 10:52 pm
Ha ha, anything for more clicks Doc, anything for more clicks! All thanks to your good self, of course… (*sweeping bow*)