Ass Music: A Bootyful Thong, er Thing
Americans love The Tush.
Perhaps no other body part has inspired more music than The Derriere. From 1961, when Elmore James demanded you “Shake Your Moneymaker” to last year when the Black Eyed Peas wondered “What you gon’ do with all that junk?” in their hit song, “My Humps“. Of course, in between Queen gave us “Fat Bottom Girls” and Sir Mix-A-Lot told us that “Baby Got Back“.
Now, in 2006, its time to make room for the latest love song to The Booty: Ms. New Booty by Bubba Sparxxx (go ahead, click it, play the video, then come back and read the rest).
BUTT, this is not just some new song, its a revolution. Bubba Sparxxx is on an actual crusade to declare some lucky lady “MS. NEW BOOTY.”
Sure, Sisquo serenaded underwear in his “Thong Song” and Destiny’s Child declared themselves “Bootylicious” but never has an artist went out of their way like Bubba Sparxxx is doing.
Sparxxx has taken upon the unenviable task of sifting through piles and piles of pictures of poopers (who doesn’t love alliteration?) to choose Ms. New Booty. Good luck, Bubba and god speed. (Let me know if you need any help. . .)
February 19th, 2006 at 2:08 am
Dr.
You are a man among boys. (Not a Priest I hope!) This post is very much right on. Hopefully it won’t make you the butt of many jokes? (kidding)
I enjoy reading your posts and make this blog a daily visit. Keep up the good work.
NW
February 19th, 2006 at 8:23 am
Thanks, NW. I’m just happy that I got to the bottom of the situation.